'Four-Ninety-Cries,
Is there not ANYTHING,you Whining Fhuqking Texans...won't whine about?!?
Only a stupid fhuqking Texan would feel compelled to "brag" about being outsmarted by a gawddamned telephone.
PLEASE update the info in these fascinating chronicles,as you wax eloquent on the incredibly long list of things that reliably stump you. I may or may not have used a telephone before and ordered a stock on the first pitch.
Laughing.
Bless your heart...keep doing your "best".
Wow +P+!!!.................
