1. Do you park your porky asscheeks on a stool inside an enclosed nylon potty house with your safe-queen shotgun and call your little heart out? In a mowed, greened up meadow?
2. Do you opportunize on terrain features, belly crawl through cow patties and thorns to cut birds off with minimal calls- run and gun? Mid-day bugger birds in hardwoods?
3. Pay someone a trophy fee, they call, and you shoot over a pile of 'yellow yelper' ?
4. Or do you blast em off the roost like Larry Root?
5. Snipe them from the front porch with an AR-15 and cup of Sanka?
Just wondering
