Three recently deceased doctors applied
for admission to Heaven. The admitting
angel asked them how they qualified.
"I've delivered ten thousand babies and
took care of many of them through their
teens," the first doctor said. "Several
later contributed much to society."
"Come on in and make yourself at Home,"
the angel said.
"I've transplanted over a thousand vital
organs," the second doctor said, "thereby
extending the lives of many who later
contributed much to society."
"Come on in and make yourself at Home,"
the angel said.
"I've established five HMOs," the third
doctor said, "and I'm the CEO of three."
"Come on in," the angel said,
"for three days."
