Dear Flavior,
I am in desperate need of help. My soulmate girlfriend of 25 minutes has run off with my ex wife's son's ex wife's son's girlfriends illegitimate daughter's boyfriend's girlfriend. She claims he has a much better mobile home than I do. Considering I just put in a stripper pole so my daughter could entertain us, I find this hard to believe. The wheel hasn't fallen off the rear axle in at least a week now, and I made the 87 cats move out a few days ago. I don't know how she could possibly take offense to this utopic lifestyle. Do you think she's jealous of Lucy, my other girlfriend and her quadruplet sisters who pay me conjugal visits several days a week? I really was hoping they'd all just get along and take care of all the sheep in the living room.
Signed,
Irate in Iowa.
Dear Irate in Iowa,
To hell with the girlfriend, and stick with the sheep ! If it's good enough for the Welsh, then it's good enough you !
Signed,
Miss Lynn
Token Female Advisor
