Seeking official "knighthood", the hopeful Sir Tim of Treadwell instead found 'nighthood' in the darkness of a bear's belly.
I hear the new "Three Bears" children's books being printed have gotten away from the usual 'porridge' once touted, and refer to 'flakes' instead, the 'just right' flake being known as Turdwell. Apparently Turdwell flakes are perfectly balanced in fat, protein, and cotton fiber.
