"We must be vewwy quiet!"
Could've used Elmer's help last night. While sitting outside at dusk enjoying a cold Woodchuck Cider and watching the sun set over the rooftops of the Naval Academy, the neighborhood coyote slunk past. And me without a gun at hand. I swear though if I had been sitting any closer that dammed anvil would've flattened me too.
"Badabadabada that's all, folks!"
(The coyote really did saunter past me. From now on I'll be sure to bring a light rifle outside with me. I may need help with bail money though- shooting around here is verböten, and if I miss (hah!) the bullet would end up ricocheting around the Academy.
