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Did you know they can be recycled? You turn them inside out and shake the [bleep] out of it.
errrrrrrrrrrrr...NO!
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Instead of a condom,get him a blow up doll.
She'll never get a headache.
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On a serious note, the local convenience stores have them in a machine in the men's room.
Dale
Used to see those machines in gas stations all the time as a kid. I remember one machine advertised "French Ticklers". At the time, I thought that was weird that condoms would be so Country specific, as there weren't a lot of French around....
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Never would have tried it, but mom gave me a 12 pack worried I'd nock her up.
Ummmm.......... that just doesn't sound right   LMAO! A guy's really gotta watch his mouth around here! Kudos! 
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"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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On a serious note, the local convenience stores have them in a machine in the men's room.
Dale
Used to see those machines in gas stations all the time as a kid. I remember one machine advertised "French Ticklers". At the time, I thought that was weird that condoms would be so Country specific, as there weren't a lot of French around.... Purple People Eaters was another one.
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I once investigated a wreck where the driver ran into a store-front and was injured. He was going to be getting a DUI so I had him empty his pockets and give everything the female he was with (following in her own car). I needed his license so I opened his wallet to get it. On top was a foil condom packet that was well worn with very little of the original labeling visible. I held it up in front of everyone there and exclaimed, "Dude, how long has it been since you got laid". Everyone laughed and he turned three shades of red and chuckled a little too.
The lady said she might have to remedy that when he got done at the hospital that night (hurt his back or something). My Sgt. told me that one of these days I was going to get in trouble if I kept doing that stuff. I told him one of these days I might but not tonight!
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where do the sheep come in??.....or lamb....whatever!? You would have to ask a Welshman, they have VERY INDEPTH knowledge on the subject of sheep, rubbers, and the like....
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Does anyone remember a time when a condom was insisted on but not available? I know what I used. And it worked....
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
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"Be sure you're right. Then go ahead." Fess Parker as Davy Crockett
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Miss Lynn lots of gas stations and truck stops have condom machines in the rest room. Just give a guy a couple of quarters, you are set.
YEARS ago I stopped off at the local drive inn to pick up a couple for the weekend date. In those days they were only a quarter. I put a quarter in the machine turned the handle and a condom came out and the quarter was still there. So I turned it again, and again, and again, cleaned out the machine. Put them all in the glove box. When I picked up my date that night I said, "guess what we are going to do...Open the glove box." She didn't go for trying it that many times in one night. Safety for all... Good luck. Sounds like a great Joke.
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Instead of a condom,get him a blow up doll.
She'll never get a headache. ![[Linked Image]](http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s511/just12morepics/FB_IMG_1435711763480_zps9942f4f4.jpg) My favorite little Lady golfed the Boob cancer fund raiser the other day. Speaking of blow dolls... have a look at THIS! We don't need no condoms. ta tas rule the the day!
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG!
PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!"
---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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A section of tractor tire inner tube that has been sealed at one end works well.
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A section of tractor tire inner tube that has been sealed at one end works well. On what, midwest farm animals?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Biden didn't win the election.
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The first time I shot myself in the head...
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Actually, condoms are marketed in three sizes:
Jumbo, Colossal, and Super Colossal -
So that no man has to go in and ask for the 'small'. And that would be on par with asking, "Just one please."
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
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One is a Goodyear.
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The other is a very good year.
Last edited by denton; 07/02/15.
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Does anyone remember a time when a condom was insisted on but not available? I know what I used. And it worked.... Glad Bag and a rubber band? Before Ziplocs of course. Mike
Know fat, know flavor. No fat, no flavor.
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Trying to figure out why an item/items readily available anywhere for under 10 bucks is thread worthy, but no worries. I'm over it.
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Pull out ! 
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