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Campfire Oracle
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OK...OK.... Heres the official opening! This is the only buck Ive shot so far this year and I don't think he's gonna win.... Could I get any style points cause mine still has spots?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Outfitter
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I better start buying some white paint... I will call foul and rescind your earlier win! Unless of course the bribe is good enough! We just may have to talk!.....or slur...
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Got two deer tags, hopefully neither of them make it into the contest
"For some unfortunates, poisoned by city sidewalks ... the horn of the hunter never winds at all" Robert Ruark, The Horn of the Hunter
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Our season started 5 days ago. I'm going to put a muzzy in a velvet button. He don't know it yet.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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how do you get style points? (besides the obvious tactic, bribery of the judges)
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Campfire Regular
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how do you get style points? (besides the obvious tactic, bribery of the judges) As I recall, this works:
Nut
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
Thomas Jefferson
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Campfire Regular
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Style points = An albino or piebald dink.
Or a little girl with a 45 cal small scale custom made Hawken reproduction rifle kills a dink.
Or a fat red headed kid kills a dink with a ball peen hammer.
Style.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Style... 22LR in the ear. Style... Killing in boxers and shower shoes. Style... Vegan hippies in the background of the posted photo holding up #ungulatelivesmatter signs.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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how about really, really, fancy wood on the rifle?
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Let's see... Enie, meenie, minie MO...
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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After being severely chastised by the Poobah for trying to slide in one of our mutant Canuck dinks last year I am determined to be victorious in this majorly prestigious event! Cat
scopes are cool, but slings 'n' irons RULE!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Always an epic campfire event. Looking forward to not making the cut.
_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm planning on running a mx3 through a velvet button buck in cargo shorts and a wife beater, barefoot. With any luck the hippies will be out in protest and I can get them in the background.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Here's my red deer dink from this past March What do I win? That ain't no deer-it's a bush with legs attached! Nice deer, man.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Dam 3pt. per side rule here, kinda screws me! After seeing the work Fluffy did on my stock, I'm sure he could be appropriately bribed into making that 3 point a spiker.......
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I have yet to lose a smallest dink contest... Don'cha love it when the newbies are all enthusiastic like this? Little does he know the Power of the Poobah.......
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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how do you get style points? Best exaggeration on method of taking the shot. Estimated ranges must be at least 1,500 yards plus 1 inch. Open sights and shots claimed to have been taken at a deer on a dead run at an 80 degree angle below or above you score well with the officials assuming the bribe is adequate. (besides the obvious tactic, bribery of the judges)
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Is useage of a Hi-Point 9mm carbine considered worthy of extra points, once again considering the bribage involved?
I'm concerned about just seeing these mythical things called deer let alone hanging a tag on one, so I was wondering if I could super glue some antlers to my beagle, and take a picture of her and submit it. She's reall good at playing dead...........
As for the bribe, and because I'm such a stand up guy, I've rec'd an offer from Omaar in the middle east that he needs to relocate several million dollars, and all I have to do is give him my checking account number. I would be willing to forward this incredible offer to the Poobah in exchange for "special considerations" for my beagle-er-dink.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Just so the newbies are aware of what they are up against ! This dink lost out 2 years ago, despite uber cool lever action, open sighted rifle & 4 bottles of Eagle Rare !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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