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More from "you can't make this up" file.
Woman has blindfolded sex with 'male cancer patient ashamed of scars' - before discovering it is female friend using prosthetic penis.
A woman told police of her disbelief when she discovered that her "boyfriend" of two years was a female friend, a jury has heard.
The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.
But she claims she eventually discovered it was in fact her 25-year-old friend Gayle Newland, who had persuaded her to wear a blindfold throughout their sexual encounters in which a prosthetic was used.
Newland, of Willaston, Cheshire, is on trial at Chester Crown Court where she denies five counts of sexual assault between February and June 2013.
The court heard the alleged victim received a Facebook friend request in 2011 from a Kye Fortune who purported to be a half-Filipino, half-Latino young man.
They communicated online and "Kye" later told her he had been involved in a car accident before medics found he had a brain tumour. He was having treatment in hospital and was not well enough to see her, the complainant told police in a video interview.
But the pair spoke frequently on the phone where the complainant described Kye's voice as "high-pitched"
When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
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Steve, what kind of news sites are you reading?
nevermind I don't wanna know
but you've posted some doozies lately
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Couldn't have been too bad - she let her back on top 4 more times.. 
Speak softly and use a big bore...
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One stupid brod sounds to me like
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Here's the "guy"... The victim must have been blonde.  ![[Linked Image]](http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg17/rockinbbar/poser_zpsard8bodj.jpg)
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It seems the "victim" is a lesbian in denial.
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I have to believe her reaction was much the same as walt (Northwestalaska)'s wife's reaction everytime they get done having sex
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
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I have to believe her reaction was much the same as walt (Northwestalaska)'s wife's reaction everytime they get done having sex You mean when walt takes off his blindfold???
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Steve, what kind of news sites are you reading?
nevermind I don't wanna know
but you've posted some doozies lately Just going off the beaten path sometimes, das all.  That one came from Drudge.
When its time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to get on Noah's Arc... and brother, it is starting to rain!
The chair is against the wall.
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Gawd people are stupid.
"Meet" online, never see the person, agree to have sex with them.
If she was just horny and wanted to get laid, I wouldn't judge. But she actually thought it was a relationship...
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Ah ... she's British - that explains it. Brits are kinky.
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That's it! I'm takin' the bag off my head tonight and checkin'!
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