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They read my rants. I'm screwed! #10923368 02/02/16 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Jim in Idaho OP Campfire Ranger OP Jim in Idaho Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Just got an urgent message on my voice mail that the IRS is filing a lawsuit against me! They must have read my anti-government rants and are coming to get me. Quick, where can I hide?! Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923371 02/02/16 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Jim in Idaho OP Campfire Ranger OP Jim in Idaho Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Wait, never mind. I have a new AR-15 and 940 rounds of ammo. I'll be okay..... Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923374 02/02/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa You're already in Idaho, so yeah, you ARE screwed. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923376 02/02/16 Joined: Aug 2015 Posts: 13,253 Likes: 2 Henderson, NV NVhntr Campfire Outfitter NVhntr Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2015 Posts: 13,253 Likes: 2 Henderson, NV If you need Cliven Bundy's phone number, let me know. Let's Go Brandon! FJB

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923380 02/02/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Wait, never mind. I have a new AR-15 and 940 rounds of ammo. I'll be okay..... They'll want to know where the other 60 are. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923384 02/02/16 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,764 Likes: 5 N. Central Florida, and Miami Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,764 Likes: 5 N. Central Florida, and Miami Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Wait, never mind. I have a new AR-15 and 940 rounds of ammo. I'll be okay..... you don't need much ammo. After you first raise your AR, you will be cut down like a shock of wheat. Some JBT will have your chit, and will burn your house, kill your dog, abuse your family. Sam......

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923391 02/02/16 Joined: May 2002 Posts: 10,258 ___ is what America was FreeMe Campfire Outfitter FreeMe Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2002 Posts: 10,258 ___ is what America was They actually left you a message, Jim? I think they keep calling me, but I'm scared to answer. How many times will they let me ignore before they leave the threatening message? (Just want to know how much time I have to stock up ammo). Lunatic fringe....we all know you're out there.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923472 02/02/16 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 59,178 Likes: 3 WI. R Redneck Campfire Kahuna Redneck Campfire Kahuna R Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 59,178 Likes: 3 WI. Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Just got an urgent message on my voice mail that the IRS is filing a lawsuit against me! They must have read my anti-government rants and are coming to get me. Quick, where can I hide?! Nah - just reply back with this, " come and get it you chicken-chit bastids".. Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69 Pro-Constitution. LET'S GO BRANDON!!!

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Redneck #10923476 02/02/16 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Jim in Idaho OP Campfire Ranger OP Jim in Idaho Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Molon labia! Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923481 02/02/16 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ Jim if he had a strong Pakistani accent, it's the same dirty bastid that's been trying to get hold of me. GTC Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Redneck #10923486 02/02/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa Originally Posted by Redneck Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Just got an urgent message on my voice mail that the IRS is filing a lawsuit against me! They must have read my anti-government rants and are coming to get me. Quick, where can I hide?! Nah - just reply back with this, " come and get it you chicken-chit bastids".. Works for me too. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! crossfireoops #10923488 02/02/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa Originally Posted by crossfireoops Jim if he had a strong Pakistani accent, it's the same dirty bastid that's been trying to get hold of me. GTC But how can I tell Pakistani from Afganny? I think my guy is an Afgan. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923489 02/02/16 Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,626 Likes: 5 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas K kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana kaywoodie Campfire 'Bwana K Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 31,626 Likes: 5 Fall Creek Blanco Co. Texas Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Molon labia! Mmmmmmm!!!!!! Sounds delicious!!! Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923536 02/02/16 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 203 Big Sky Country Montana C California_Kid Campfire Member California_Kid Campfire Member C Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 203 Big Sky Country Montana Surely you realize it's a scam. The IRS DOES NOT EVER call your house. It's tax season and these scammers will be calling everyone. Farming, or anything else for that matter, is easy when your plow's a keyboard and you're a 1000 miles from the field.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923584 02/02/16 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC byc Campfire 'Bwana byc Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 33,971 VA 2 SC You got off light. My call said an arrest warrant was being processed and served. I hung up, put camo on and locked the doors! Proud to be a true Sandlapper!! Go Nats!!!!

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! California_Kid #10923586 02/02/16 Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,893 Likes: 5 West Kelowna, B.C. P Partsman Campfire Outfitter Partsman Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 10,893 Likes: 5 West Kelowna, B.C. Originally Posted by California_Kid Surely you realize it's a scam. The IRS DOES NOT EVER call your house. It's tax season and these scammers will be calling everyone. No Shyte Sherlock, he knows, he was being facetious. "The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack) 79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Jim in Idaho #10923614 02/02/16 Joined: May 2002 Posts: 9,533 Likes: 2 Vic_in_Va Campfire Outfitter Vic_in_Va Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2002 Posts: 9,533 Likes: 2 Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Molon labia! You'd better leave....lickety split.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Partsman #10923676 02/02/16 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa R RickyD Campfire 'Bwana RickyD Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 46,965 Iowa Originally Posted by Partsman Originally Posted by California_Kid Surely you realize it's a scam. The IRS DOES NOT EVER call your house. It's tax season and these scammers will be calling everyone. No Shyte Sherlock, he knows, he was being facetious. Go easy. He's just a kid and from Kalifornicate, to boot. We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth? Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Vic_in_Va #10923682 02/02/16 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,984 Deep South Texas KMS Campfire Regular KMS Campfire Regular Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,984 Deep South Texas Originally Posted by Vic_in_Va Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho Molon labia! You'd better leave....lickety split. Thanks for the laugh. Kelly

Re: They read my rants. I'm screwed! Vic_in_Va #10923688 02/02/16 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Jim in Idaho OP Campfire Ranger OP Jim in Idaho Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 28,401 Likes: 1 Idaho, USA Originally Posted by Vic_in_Va You'd better leave....lickety split. Good one. I don't speak Greek or Latin so was kind of worried my tongue in cheek remark actually meant, "Come and get my pussy". Which would have been embarrassing since I don't own a cat. Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!