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Actually the days are going pretty darn quick.

elk, that should be a great trip.. Where are you headed???

I would love to go back to Africa, but the long airplane ride is too much sitting for me..

LMAO, now that is over-penetration.

'Mi,

Ain't it an intellesting Dichotomy,that sandbagging here,Trumps all the Imagination and Pretend you can muster? Congratulations?!?

You "hardhargers" REALLY "get after it"! Mightcha' be able to remember when you last went Outdoors?

Didn't think so.

Laughing!...............















Oldelkchunter,

I find it fascinatinger than fhuqk,that you are devoid so "much" as an inkling,in regards to the AMAZING Magnitude of your Do Nothing Dumbfhuqkery. Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















Whore-Hey!,

I've prolly lambasted the POS 300H&H more than a few times,mainly because they suck copious ass. Now ain't this an awkward moment,beings you "can't read this",after your heartfelt Imaginary Pretend Ignore ploy?!? I'll feign my "suprise",that besides being a Clueless Do Nothing Kchunt,you are also a Lying Piece Of Fhuqking Schit. What were the "odds"...you "lucky" kchunt. Congratulations?!?

Say sumptin' about the POS 300H&H,it's base/rings,glass,boolits and other "particulars",because schit don't get ANY fhuqking funnier,than you "doing" your BEST.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















WGM,

That rig looks to have really been run through the paces. Laughing!

I've unfortunately suffered wayyyyyymore miles in Fords through the years,than I wanna remember...though admittedly,not much of it was Pavement Pounding. Hint.

As an aside,my Daddy work truck has less than 17,000 miles on it.

Just sayin'.

Hint.

You'll haveta pardon my being afforded the luxury,of not being forced to guess,nor could you begin to fathom.

I do enjoy the hilarity,of folks sayin' Fords are "good". Cheer up,Tasco sells alotta scopes.

Laughing!.................















Shefire,

In the countless times you think about me on your average day...just how many of 'em am I fully clothed? You LUCKY kchunt.

Ever happen to recall which year it was,when you last went Outdoors? Didn't think so. Congratulations?!?

Spent the better part of the day Cat Fishing yesterday and them fhuqking things will hit ANYTHING.



Looking forward to your next Whine and even more Excuses,as you wax eloquent on all the things you almost "did",all the wares you almost "had" and all the places you've almost "been".

It's a regular Showcase Showdown between you and Savage99.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















'MAG,

All a Thread needs for humor,is a Do Nothing Whining Kchunt,doing her best. You are doing "great". Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















'Nut,

Dangle a pic of the Krieger barreled "wonder"...I ASSURE you,it will be funnier than fhuqk and you won't even know why. Laughing!

Your Dynamic Dumbfhuqktitude,is offa the fhuqking charts! Mebbe dangle a pic of the High Zoot 513T too,for even more oblivious humor. Laughing!

Congratulations?!?

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............














Fredrica,

It weren't that long ago,when you was schleppin' untold miles under arduous conditions and now it's a Soccer Mom Bitch Mobile with a phony fhuqking spool of rope with a hand crank on it! Oh my...you REALLY "get after it"! What sorta sounds do you make,as you whirl the handle?!?

I'm fhuqking crying,I'm laughing soooooooooooo fhuqking hard!

Your meat handling "skills",rate a Freezer Burn Factory. Hey wait...

Bless your heart.

Laughing!...............















EHG,

I'd read about the 223AI some weeks ago and it sounds intriguing. I believe I will definately build one,after your Elk picture...as The Goo Tourney has long been of interest to me.(grin)

We need to getcha a visit.....................















elkchunternm,

You must be on pins & needles,getting worked up for three pokes nearly a year away and only a 1/3 of 'em at titties? Congratulations?!?

You "lucky" kchunt.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!.................















WCH,

Your ass sucking remains MAGNIFICENT. At least you can say with a straight face,you do "something" well. Congratulations?!?

You "lucky" kchunt.

Bless your heart.

Laughing!................















'pole,

Obviously an NPT.

Laughing!...............

It used to be I would read this megalo-maniacal's responses for the entertainment factor- always with a sense of wonderment about how someone could be so egotistical and bombastic. Now, he's become so repetitive and boring with his responses that he's become passe. Yawn.

I for one am eternally thankful that he lives in bum-f*ck, Alaska, far from mainstream society. Please keep him there, so as not to pollute the rest of the country.

Midget: I'll try to keep it at your pocket-t-shirt level of grammatical prowess, but here goes: I put your posts on IGNORE for the most part, as most of what you have to say I find:
1. uninteresting
2. wrong
3. stupid
4. your idiotic attempts at assassinating the English language in an attempt to be funny are far from it.

That being said, when I KNOW you are addressing one of my vastly superior posts to yours (and that obviously isn't hard to do), I READ what you have to say in order to respond. I see that many here have already ridiculed your "knowledge".
So do keep shooting all your weird calibers with your latent-homosexual paint scheme rifles (that repeating Pirate Theme speaks volumes), your failure to capture the benefits of rust-prevention protocols and by all means try and find better pictures to replace the ones of all those dink deer you've shot or from other people you "borrow" pictures from. Cheers, J

Heyyyyyyyy..........

Big [bleep], how about GFY!!!

Latent Homo for sure this Big STick guy is , seems like she expresses her inadequacies thru her firearms.

Here ya go. I hope you find it as amazingly funny as you anticipated.



Maybe something with wood and blued steel:



The weather man says Sunday might provide a day somewhat suitable for sending projectiles downrange. I'll try to remember my 'camera'.

In the meantime...



Laffin'!

"hardhargers" WHT is that?

rough night on the bottle? Can't even spell your repetitive phrases and catch words correctly?

Why not learn the copy and paste function? It will save the stubby fingers so much work.

When I look at the Bombastic Elf and look at Phil Shoemaker, I know of whom I prefer to associate the two words "Alaska" and "hunting". One is a loathsome pitiable human being and the other is a self-effacing respectable man. I wonder which one I would turn to for advice regarding the Alaskan experience and the equipment with which to explore it...

Retort with an error when citing an error?

Didn't 458 already take a run at BS a time or two?

Maybe you can invite him into this thread for round 3 of The 4x Leupie Swoon.

Don't ya love how Stumpy loves to think that everyone thinks of him all day... and he always has to bring it in with him being nude.. like the little homo he is...

I'm pretty sure I think of Stumpy the same way anyone else does, that is totally appropriate considering his self centered posts...

and that is sitting on the toilet wiping my As^.... and then flushing it...

that somehow brings Stumpy to our thoughts.... which is highly appropriate considering...

you keep stroking it Stumpy and we'll keep laughing at ya..
the week old diaper ya are...

Why would a man of his talent have anything to do with El Chapo del Norte?

You don't think 458 might invite BS for a drink?

How is that taking a run at him? 458 offered to buy him a drink and was told to f-off. But maybe I interpreted that the wrong way.

South Africa.

There was more than one interaction.