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Flexible is nice:

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You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.

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On a serious note, if I found myself in your situation, I'd put myself in a target rich enviroment, go back for my Masters Degree and see what turned up.


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If you own cattle you will understand what to look for. Only add a heifer to the herd if she has a good disposition, moderate but well formed udder, looks feminine, is thrifty, and likes calves (children). Also pick a heifer whose mama is a good cow with a good disposition. Stay away from any female that is attracted to shiny things. Seriously anyone considering marriage would do well to look at the credit report of their intended.


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Originally Posted by antelope_sniper
On a serious note, if I found myself in your situation, I'd put myself in a target rich enviroment, go back for my Masters Degree and see what turned up.


If you're into liberal lesbians.


�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.

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Originally Posted by AcesNeights
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On a serious note, if I found myself in your situation, I'd put myself in a target rich enviroment, go back for my Masters Degree and see what turned up.


If you're into liberal lesbians.


Boulder isn't the only school around here. Besides if you avoid classes that contain the work "studies" the quality of the prospects improves significantly.


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It narrows the field quite a bit, but I found dolts didn't become math/physics/engineering majors with good gpa's.

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Lib lesbo need lovin', too.
They're easier to convert than ya think.

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But seriously.
And this is important so listen up.

Stay well away from the really hot sexy slutty bitches...

Unless your x can see ya. Then they're worth their weight in gold.
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Originally Posted by mathman
It narrows the field quite a bit, but I found dolts didn't become math/physics/engineering majors with good gpa's.


Never not known a chick that was a math major to be anything but a major party girl. wink


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Originally Posted by huntsman22
I'd prefer they don't leak after inflating them.....


That's why God invented Flexseal.


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Originally Posted by AcesNeights
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It narrows the field quite a bit, but I found dolts didn't become math/physics/engineering majors with good gpa's.


Never not known a chick that was a math major to be anything but a major party girl. wink

You obviously haven't met my ex-wife grin full blown actuary and the ultimate anti-party girl. I'm married to a party girl now... whistle

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for those interested,here is a pic of the soon to be ex,about the time we married.(1992)

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I'd hit that.


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I dont think I said aanything about getting married again did I?


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Number one has always been, does she love Jesus...

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I got lucky and married my best friend going on 29 years ago

She likes to hunt...fish...shoot...cook...keeps a clean house and doesn't care about the Jones

But I'm betting we are of the one percentile

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With 50 being in her very near future I wouldn't ever re marry.

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For me... Does she shoot, fish, like dogs, drink, fzck, & is tolerable to look at?

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Mmmmmmm


one that will not try to tie you down,,,

one that has a since of humor better than your own,,,

one that you do NOT want to change,,,

one that has a nice body and is fond of YOU using it,,,,,





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Originally Posted by PPosey
Mmmmmmm


one that will not try to tie you down,,,

one that has a since of humor better than your own,,,

one that you do NOT want to change,,,

one that has a nice body and is fond of YOU using it,,,,,





...and ONLY you.

ked


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You made no mention if you and your soon to be ex-wife have kids. If you do and they are still at home, I'd suggest not looking for anything in a woman other than one you can rent. These situations can be tougher on the kids than the parents.

If no kids, just do what you want when you want and how you want. If a woman fits in with that great. If not, flights to NV are cheap enough for maintenance...

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Originally Posted by keith_dunlap
Originally Posted by PPosey
Mmmmmmm


one that will not try to tie you down,,,

one that has a since of humor better than your own,,,

one that you do NOT want to change,,,

one that has a nice body and is fond of YOU using it,,,,,





...and ONLY you.

ked


You for sure got that right,,, several of my friends have had that problem with their wives!


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