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Campfire Outfitter
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An atheist was hiking through the forest on the west coast,
suddenly bigfoot came charging out of the bushes, teeth
bared, snarling, and had every intention of killing the atheist
and eating him. The atheist paniced and yelled out LORD
PLEASE HELP ME!
The clouds parted and a loud voice boomed out AFTER ALL
OF THESE YEARS OF DENYING THAT I EXIST, YOUR LIFE IS
ABOUT TO END, AND YOU FINALLY BELIEVE IN ME?
The atheist responded by yelling back WELL I DIDNT BELIEVE
IN BIGFOOT UNTIL NOW EITHER!
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Nice joke, but i got one for you. Two guys decided to try and find sasquatch. So they were in a depot store buying supplies and an Indian asked them what they were doing. The guys replied "We're trying to find sasquatch" and the Indian said "Never heard of it, what is it like?" The guys said "Well, we know its big, hairy and stinky" and the Indian replied "Ohh, you mean squaw snatch" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Gun Control means using both hands
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Take your Dad hunting or fishing !
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I will be re-telling both of those jokes in the future... thanks!
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