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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cold cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" Little Johnny replied. "Giving up?"




George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

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"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.

I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me



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