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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means.


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It will cost you Appx $5K to collect the $100


















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Does this mean Kawi is now published?


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If you were Jewish you'd understand.


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I say go for it. If that's all it costs....


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Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.

Hell, I'm a fan of nearly all Tits.


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Originally Posted by MadMooner
Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.

Sorry, apparently those are committed to Paul.

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I can't but I bet somebody there will be handling a rattle snake and drinking some potent stuff out of a jar!!!

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Originally Posted by Steelhead
This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means.


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It means Gus took an ad out in your local paper.








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I've read it about 8 times and best I can figure, it says to offer a Jew $100 to handle a rattlesnake.

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Originally Posted by heavywalker

It means Gus took an ad out in your local paper.


Or Mark Claiborn is finally getting his just reward...

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it means the person who posted it is unstable and should be watched closely, which he is sure is already happening.


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Ask Ringy or curdog.Ain't they the xpurts?

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It's secret code for "the drugs are here"


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I think it's pretty plain...I mean, it even asks that in the ad.

Personally, I think it means that the crazy is strong with this one.


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Love the 'How plain is that'

I might call tomorrow.


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I am pretty sure they used an I-phone with spellcheck when placing the add.

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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Love the 'How plain is that'

I might call tomorrow.



oh oh


poor bastids

30 min. on the phone with Steelhead, they'll either find God or lose their religion


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Originally Posted by 86thecat
I am pretty sure they used an I-phone with spellcheck when placing the add.


LOL, Siri's at it again.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by Steelhead
This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means.


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I can't help you out on that one. I can say, as much as I love east TN, there are some weird Mo Fo's in that state.


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There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...



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I'd stop buying that paper if I was you.


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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Is there more to the ad?

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Probably had a bet they could use the word Tit in a public announcement without being censored.

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Run that code through the Enigma machine and you'll have your answer.

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Originally Posted by muffin
Is there more to the ad?


Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old.


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Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444
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Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.

Sorry, apparently those are committed to Paul.


Me and the disciples are all Tit men.

You can read about it in the gospel of the Fun Bags. It's epic.


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Interesting to say the least...


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
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Is there more to the ad?


Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old.


Dementia?


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It's a coded message from the Russian Embassy to the Masonic Jewish ISIS members to put on their special hats to avoid the Bern!!


You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.

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You have to be a Mason to decipher it.



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Originally Posted by Steelhead
This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means.


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The explanation seems to be in the first and last lines. He is exhorting us to fulfill the great commission.

But this is the rant of a disordered mind.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
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Is there more to the ad?


Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old.


[Linked Image] That's bull$hit.
My secret decoder ring says that this Millenial placed the Ad.
Pick up the phone.

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Simple, he missed his daily Aloe Vera applications, and the dark one took him.

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Simple, he missed his daily Aloe Vera enema and the dark one took him.

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I fixed it.

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
I've read it about 8 times and best I can figure, it says to offer a Jew $100 to handle a rattlesnake.


And drink poison.


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Originally Posted by 12344mag
If you were Jewish you'd understand.
If I was Jewish I wouldn't do it for less than $200.00.


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Originally Posted by Steelhead
This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means.


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Nutcase bull-[bleep] with a hook at the top to catch the eye and attention of halfwits.

Probably ringy-thingy.


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Originally Posted by night_owl
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Originally Posted by muffin
Is there more to the ad?


Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old.


[Linked Image] That's bull$hit.
My secret decoder ring says that this Millenial placed the Ad.
Pick up the phone.


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i might have heard of that dude. saw his picture once. he's one armed. don't think he lost the other one while off-bearing slabs off a head-saw either.

think the doctor told him that they had the secret for removing a limb that had been struck by a deadly viper. they said god had given them them the talent to do just that.

think he lived somewheres near the Tenn-Ga. borderlines.


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Is he a relative?

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I think it's a really weird thing to put that in a news paper. He might need a new roll of tin foil.

After reading this, I still don't understand.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Commission

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Originally Posted by Middlefork_Miner
Is he a relative?


no, none of my folks has had an arm chopped off while off-bearing at a sawmill.

none of them were snake handlers either, insofar as i know.


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This rates near the top of the "who gives a [bleep]" list...


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It says those that were baptized could drink poison. Make sure you get your $100 before he drinks! If he wants you to drink it tell him you don't know how and require a visual demonstration. And get your $100 first! grin



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Originally Posted by shrapnel

This rates near the top of the "who gives a [bleep]" list...


Apparently not for you.


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If you were Jewish you'd understand.
If I was Jewish I wouldn't do it for less than $200.00.


bada bing

nice one


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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