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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means.
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It will cost you Appx $5K to collect the $100
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Does this mean Kawi is now published?
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If you were Jewish you'd understand.
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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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I say go for it. If that's all it costs....
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.
Hell, I'm a fan of nearly all Tits.
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Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.
Sorry, apparently those are committed to Paul.
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I can't but I bet somebody there will be handling a rattle snake and drinking some potent stuff out of a jar!!!
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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means. It means Gus took an ad out in your local paper.
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I've read it about 8 times and best I can figure, it says to offer a Jew $100 to handle a rattlesnake.
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It means Gus took an ad out in your local paper.
Or Mark Claiborn is finally getting his just reward...
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it means the person who posted it is unstable and should be watched closely, which he is sure is already happening.
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Ask Ringy or curdog.Ain't they the xpurts?
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It's secret code for "the drugs are here"
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I think it's pretty plain...I mean, it even asks that in the ad.
Personally, I think it means that the crazy is strong with this one.
Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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Love the 'How plain is that'
I might call tomorrow.
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I am pretty sure they used an I-phone with spellcheck when placing the add.
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Love the 'How plain is that'
I might call tomorrow. oh oh poor bastids 30 min. on the phone with Steelhead, they'll either find God or lose their religion
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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I am pretty sure they used an I-phone with spellcheck when placing the add. LOL, Siri's at it again.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means. I can't help you out on that one. I can say, as much as I love east TN, there are some weird Mo Fo's in that state.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
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I'd stop buying that paper if I was you.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Is there more to the ad?
Last edited by muffin; 05/12/16.
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Probably had a bet they could use the word Tit in a public announcement without being censored.
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Run that code through the Enigma machine and you'll have your answer.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old.
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Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.
Sorry, apparently those are committed to Paul. Me and the disciples are all Tit men. You can read about it in the gospel of the Fun Bags. It's epic.
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Interesting to say the least...
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old. Dementia?
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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It's a coded message from the Russian Embassy to the Masonic Jewish ISIS members to put on their special hats to avoid the Bern!!
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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You have to be a Mason to decipher it.
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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means. The explanation seems to be in the first and last lines. He is exhorting us to fulfill the great commission. But this is the rant of a disordered mind.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old. That's bull$hit. My secret decoder ring says that this Millenial placed the Ad. Pick up the phone.
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Simple, he missed his daily Aloe Vera applications, and the dark one took him.
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Simple, he missed his daily Aloe Vera enema and the dark one took him.
GTC I fixed it. lol
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I've read it about 8 times and best I can figure, it says to offer a Jew $100 to handle a rattlesnake. And drink poison.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
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If you were Jewish you'd understand. If I was Jewish I wouldn't do it for less than $200.00.
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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means. Nutcase bull-[bleep] with a hook at the top to catch the eye and attention of halfwits. Probably ringy-thingy.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old. That's bull$hit. My secret decoder ring says that this Millenial placed the Ad. Pick up the phone. Now I know why Rick Perry was hunting out at Ni66erhead mountain!!!
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i might have heard of that dude. saw his picture once. he's one armed. don't think he lost the other one while off-bearing slabs off a head-saw either.
think the doctor told him that they had the secret for removing a limb that had been struck by a deadly viper. they said god had given them them the talent to do just that.
think he lived somewheres near the Tenn-Ga. borderlines.
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I think it's a really weird thing to put that in a news paper. He might need a new roll of tin foil. After reading this, I still don't understand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Commission
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no, none of my folks has had an arm chopped off while off-bearing at a sawmill. none of them were snake handlers either, insofar as i know.
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This rates near the top of the "who gives a [bleep]" list...
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It says those that were baptized could drink poison. Make sure you get your $100 before he drinks! If he wants you to drink it tell him you don't know how and require a visual demonstration. And get your $100 first! Shod
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This rates near the top of the "who gives a [bleep]" list...
Apparently not for you.
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If you were Jewish you'd understand. If I was Jewish I wouldn't do it for less than $200.00. bada bing nice one
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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