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I'd stop buying that paper if I was you.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Is there more to the ad?
Last edited by muffin; 05/12/16.
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Probably had a bet they could use the word Tit in a public announcement without being censored.
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Run that code through the Enigma machine and you'll have your answer.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Personally, I'm a fan of Tit(s) 1:2 and 3.
Sorry, apparently those are committed to Paul. Me and the disciples are all Tit men. You can read about it in the gospel of the Fun Bags. It's epic.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Interesting to say the least...
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old. Dementia?
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
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It's a coded message from the Russian Embassy to the Masonic Jewish ISIS members to put on their special hats to avoid the Bern!!
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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You have to be a Mason to decipher it.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means. ![[Linked Image]](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/Shoalcove/What_zpsjpur4chd.jpg) The explanation seems to be in the first and last lines. He is exhorting us to fulfill the great commission. But this is the rant of a disordered mind.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.adventure-montenegro.com/images/sexy-side-banner1.jpg) That's bull$hit. My secret decoder ring says that this Millenial placed the Ad. Pick up the phone.
Last edited by night_owl; 05/12/16.
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Simple, he missed his daily Aloe Vera applications, and the dark one took him.
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-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Simple, he missed his daily Aloe Vera enema and the dark one took him.
GTC I fixed it. lol
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I've read it about 8 times and best I can figure, it says to offer a Jew $100 to handle a rattlesnake. And drink poison.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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If you were Jewish you'd understand. If I was Jewish I wouldn't do it for less than $200.00.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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This to me? Someone paid to put this ad in our local paper and I haven't a clue what it means. Nutcase bull-[bleep] with a hook at the top to catch the eye and attention of halfwits. Probably ringy-thingy.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Nope, and I looked up the name of the person and number listed. He's 65 years old. That's bull$hit. My secret decoder ring says that this Millenial placed the Ad. Pick up the phone. Now I know why Rick Perry was hunting out at Ni66erhead mountain!!! 
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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i might have heard of that dude. saw his picture once. he's one armed. don't think he lost the other one while off-bearing slabs off a head-saw either.
think the doctor told him that they had the secret for removing a limb that had been struck by a deadly viper. they said god had given them them the talent to do just that.
think he lived somewheres near the Tenn-Ga. borderlines.
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