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Campfire 'Bwana
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A lot...won't make it to 'geezer' status!! I was talking to an insurance man and he showed me a study that says men have a better chance of dyeing in their 50s tnan any other time.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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dribbling a lot when taking a pee qualifies.
How about dribbling before you take a pee? How about all three.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Geezer1=60
Geezer2=70
Geezer3=80
Master Geezer 1st Class=85+ Oooh My God I've passed the Geezer 2 thing and am fast approaching the Geezer 3 Status!
de 73's Archie - W7ACT
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According to actions - "The Warden" claims I attained geezerhood in my late 40's or early 50's!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Crap! I thought it said a little gin for the geezers.
Damn drugstore glasses!
What fresh Hell is this?
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I'm betond geezer 3 a little but until this last cancer attack I didn't feel as old as geezer 1. Things can change quickly so enjoy geezer life while you can.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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According to that list I will attain Geezer 3 status this Friday.
Jim
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I'm only Geezer 1.
I sure feel older than that!
Been retired for over 3 years now....Geezerhood slips by FAST! (GRIN!)
This is the funnest time of my life!!!
Virgil B.
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I thought Seventy was the new fifty?I am confused and dribbling.
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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Campfire Regular
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I work with 100 seasonal employees in Alaska tourism. I've worked for the company longer than 80 of them have been on the planet! Makes me feel like a geezer!
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Some good people on here.
I'm at geezer 1
It's getting harder to find people with manners, being polite to another should not be hard.
Randy NRA Patriot Life Benefactor
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