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Candidate for President, Precambrian Conservative, #smod2016, Ready to Make an Impact, Tough on Putin & Iran, I'll probably destroy all Earthly life.


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I don't think I'll be able to impact w/o rupturing the thick layer of Glocks covering Earth's continental crust.


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Sweet Meteor O'Death ‏@smod2016 Jul 25

REMINDER: When I'm President, this will be my Iran policy.

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Sweet Meteor O'Death ‏@smod2016 Jul 8

SMOD: I joined BLM
Q: Black Lives Matter?
A: No
Q: Bureau of Land Mgmt?
A: No
Q: Blimpies Int'l Inc.?
A: No
Q: Big Lethal Meteors?
A: Yes


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The SMOD is only for those who want a fast and painless way out.

For those who think we deserve something much worse for nominating these candidates, there's always:

https://twitter.com/cthulhu4america

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Fuck that guy.

SMOD 2016!

Originally Posted by Sweet Meteor of Death
If by "the meek" Jesus was referring to sulfur-oxidizing bacteria living in deep-sea thermal vents, then yes, they shall inherit the Earth.

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Brilliant.
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SMOD won the internet with this one:

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Sweet Meteor O'Death ‏@smod2016 21 Mar 2015

I am only going to be in Earth's atmosphere for 0.04 seconds before impact, but I'm still worried Bill Clinton will try to have sex with me.


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