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Campfire Greenhorn
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Candidate for President, Precambrian Conservative, #smod2016, Ready to Make an Impact, Tough on Putin & Iran, I'll probably destroy all Earthly life. Twitter Feed: https://twitter.com/smod2016
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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I don't think I'll be able to impact w/o rupturing the thick layer of Glocks covering Earth's continental crust.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod2016 Jul 25 REMINDER: When I'm President, this will be my Iran policy.
“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod2016 Jul 8
SMOD: I joined BLM Q: Black Lives Matter? A: No Q: Bureau of Land Mgmt? A: No Q: Blimpies Int'l Inc.? A: No Q: Big Lethal Meteors? A: Yes
“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The SMOD is only for those who want a fast and painless way out. For those who think we deserve something much worse for nominating these candidates, there's always: https://twitter.com/cthulhu4america
“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Fuck that guy. SMOD 2016! If by "the meek" Jesus was referring to sulfur-oxidizing bacteria living in deep-sea thermal vents, then yes, they shall inherit the Earth.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Brilliant.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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SMOD won the internet with this one: Sweet Meteor O'Death @smod2016 21 Mar 2015
I am only going to be in Earth's atmosphere for 0.04 seconds before impact, but I'm still worried Bill Clinton will try to have sex with me.
“ The Savage 99 Pocket Reference”. All models and variations of 1895’s, 1899’s and 99’s covered. Also dates, checkering, engraving.. Find at www.savagelevers.com
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