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Campfire Ranger
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I joined the Navy right out of high school, and I've been doing that for 28 years. Right now, I'm commanding a helicopter squadron in Jacksonville.
I'd like to make it about six more years, and then I'll collect retirement and hunt full time. Congratulations!
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." β Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Last time I took to the road I hadda 78 VW Rabbit,..a 7X7 wall tent,..a new wife who had yet to get mean,..and a quarter pound of good mountain grown grown pot.
I recall,..that old boy who sold it to me said, "I thank you'll be tickled with it".
I was.
About 8 times a day I'd turn to my wife and ask,..."Where the fug are we?"
She'd tell me,...and then she'd load me up another bowl.
She was a good woman back then. She didn't get mean 'till later.
She got another husband now. He seems to be aw-ite,......but I wonder how long it's gonna take before he takes a fit.
There's only so many rules that a man will take about the proper way to handle a woman's puzzy before they catch an attitude.
I could tell ya about it.
,...gettin' all in the groove and the woman say, "You cain't do that!,....don't do that either!!
I'd be like,..."Well make me squirt so both of us can go to sleep,...bitch!"
Crazy ass feminists, enny damn way. There's not a cloud of that stuff around your computer now is there Bristoe?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I manufacture and sell social lubricant and wellness tonic. Now there's a career path! Beer? Whisky? Moonshine?? Need some help?? Beer. Yes. Finding solid help with a can do attitude and not be a fall down drunk is a major challenge. Where are all the intelligent hard working folks that don't mind working long hours for low wages?
βLife is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.β
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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On 8/25, I will be in the retired community. You lucky SOB π I retired from the Army 5 years ago. Folks will tell you that you will miss it. I found that to be untrue. Best of luck on your last year.
There is no way to coexist no matter how many bumper stickers there are on Subaru bumpers!
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Oct 2005
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No,...I'm just lookin' back and typin' while I do.
I don't wish my past on anybody.
It's a mark of personal pride that it didn't make me shoot myself in the fuggin' head.
Lawd knows there was plenty of people tryin' to make me to.
Some people look on here and think,...."what made him like that?"
I'm just tellin ya.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I manufacture and sell social lubricant and wellness tonic. Now there's a career path! Beer? Whisky? Moonshine?? Need some help?? He crafts beer and is is damned good at his job. I have sampled a bunch of it.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
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I worked for Hillary's campaign, but just took a job at Under Armour managing endorsements. TFF. GFY. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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I manufacture and sell social lubricant and wellness tonic. Now there's a career path! Beer? Whisky? Moonshine?? Need some help?? He crafts beer and is is damned good at his job. I have sampled a bunch of it. Were they free samples? Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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No, they were free gallons. He is good people and he has a real cute kid.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Wonder what other occupations hang out here. I was a Stationary Engineer, a fancy name for a boiler operator, for the last 30+ years. I tried retiring four years ago but I kept getting called in to work shifts. So after turning 72 I decided that I best move away to keep the calls from coming.  Moved back to my favorite state of Idaho and haven't had a call since. 
Larry *********** "Speed is fine but accuracy is final" - Bill Jordan "We do not exaggerate when we state positively that the remodelled Springfield is the best and most suitable "all 'round" rifle".......Seymour Griffin, GRIFFIN & HOWE, Inc.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
Joined: Jan 2002
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I have been teaching elementary special education for 18 years now. Before this, I held the usual slew of entry level jobs (dishwasher, bartender, retail sales, etc.).
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Dec 2002
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I am an over-the-road truck driver. In my other life I am a master log builder. This is the last log cabin I built last year. Not bad for a 65 year old. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/simonkenton/IMG_1080_zps99qqubm5.jpg)
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Corrections Officer
Formerly a carpenter ( Raised to that by my dad)
Welder, fabricator.
I can figure out how to fix most things.
The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Oct 2011
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Male prostitute. I tell people that so they don't know I am an insurance agent lol There's a difference? 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molΙΜΛn labΓ© skΓ½la
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
Joined: Apr 2011
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I would like to thanks all of you that served to keep us free. Also thanks to all the peace and corrections officers. Thank you! Thank you!
Last edited by hanco; 08/21/16.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I work in the maintenance field, little bit of everything.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molΙΜΛn labΓ© skΓ½la
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2007
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No, they were free gallons. He is good people and he has a real cute kid. Thanks Scott! He gets all his looks from me. Lucky little schit.
βLife is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.β
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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If any of you fish in SE Alaska for salmon there is a good chance I made it. I have been feeding millions of people since 2005.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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That's a lot of breeding.
You must be exhausted.
βLife is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.β
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Undergrad: Structural Engineering
Graduate: Materials Engineering
Early Career: Oilfield and Power Engineering
Late Career [bleep]!ng COWS!!!
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