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What level of crazy has your Ex-wife achieved when she discovered you have moved on? Feel free to share...Ill add my story later.


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Oh man. This will be fun.

Time and bandwidth will not allow for all my stories, so I'll just post texts and e-mails to give some ideas.


Originally Posted by Still Loves Me
You are a very, very sad absolutely miserable tool of Satan. Good thing no weapon formed against me, shall prosper.


LMAO.



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always got along fine with mine.


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Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!

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Originally Posted by deflave
Oh man. This will be fun.

Time and bandwidth will not allow for all my stories, so I'll just post texts and e-mails to give some ideas.


Originally Posted by Still Loves Me
You are a very, very sad absolutely miserable tool of Satan. Good thing no weapon formed against me, shall prosper.


LMAO.


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What's her screen name on the Campfire?


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Originally Posted by test1328
Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!


So I guess the question is..."Why did you marry her in the first place??"

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Originally Posted by test1328
Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!


So I guess the question is..."Why did you marry her in the first place??"


Crazy sex is some good stuff he just got carried away. wink


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Originally Posted by mbhunt
Originally Posted by test1328
Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!


So I guess the question is..."Why did you marry her in the first place??"


Sex you idiot!

Crazy in the head crazy in the bed!




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Glad I dont have an ex.

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She just happened to meet her soon to be the new husband, at the only local bar for miles, celebrating, on the very day our divorce was final.
Sometimes coincidences are just nothing short amazing.

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not my ex but a buddy had a psycho wife and she would smack him every now and again. broke his glasses one time. they had a big argument one morning as he was heading out to work and he shoved her to get her out of the way. on his way out of the apartment complex he looked in his rearview and saw his stuff being fired out the window. he gets to work and he starts telling me the story and how they were done and his phone rings and its the front desk and they want him out there. long story short, its the popo and they frisk and cuff him right there in the lobby in front of his coworkers. now its funny, then, not so much.


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The crazy ones have the ability to read the hidden tattoo on my forehead:

"If you are totally insane, you can really get your jollies by messing with this guy. Apply here."

Seriously though, I have know some really good women, .... And some really crazy ones. crazy


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Originally Posted by Cheyenne
Originally Posted by deflave
Oh man. This will be fun.

Time and bandwidth will not allow for all my stories, so I'll just post texts and e-mails to give some ideas.


Originally Posted by Still Loves Me
You are a very, very sad absolutely miserable tool of Satan. Good thing no weapon formed against me, shall prosper.


LMAO.


Clark


What's her screen name on the Campfire?


Fireball.




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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by test1328
Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!


Confucius said that it is better to get the run around than to get run down.


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Originally Posted by test1328
Well, mine is sitting in jail right now (it's been over a year) for running over her new boyfriend and killing him. She just had some kind of hearing to see if she should be eligible for bond and the hearing officer said something like, "We can't have someone with known mental issues released back onto the streets of our community." I got a chuckle out of that, not just because she will continue to sit her butt in jail but that they didn't realize until after she killed someone that they'd had someone as crazy as her running the streets all along!


TFF.

And so true.

This was text to me last winter. I don't even know what spawned the rage in this instance. It was pretty random.

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One day, you could be placed under my care. You may want to move.


She's in the last year of nursing school. She'll use that job to kill people. Guaranteed.




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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by rem141r
not my ex but a buddy had a psycho wife and she would smack him every now and again. broke his glasses one time. they had a big argument one morning as he was heading out to work and he shoved her to get her out of the way. on his way out of the apartment complex he looked in his rearview and saw his stuff being fired out the window. he gets to work and he starts telling me the story and how they were done and his phone rings and its the front desk and they want him out there. long story short, its the popo and they frisk and cuff him right there in the lobby in front of his coworkers. now its funny, then, not so much.


That's why I oppose all laws involving "domestic violence."



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Mine did over $6k worth of damages to a vehicle while trying to run me over. She was like a mad bull. She smashed up my truck pretty bad while I was in the box seeking safety but I never got an estimate on that one.

Believe it or not she got in zero trouble for that one but I ended up with a BS report filed on me with Social Services.

SS told her to do it to tie my hands while going through the divorce. Judge tossed it out and cleaned up my record.

Amazing what a few beers and some illegal pills will do to a person. She was always crazy but those drugs put her over the top. I should have sent her to jail.

And yes. It was the wild wild sex.


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Originally Posted by White_Bear
She was like a mad bull a mad cow.


Fixt.

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Recently divorced but seperated for several years. Just informed her that I have a new daughter. Wanted to give her the heads up before I told our sons. Mistake! She has been in a fit of rage for several days now. Nasty texts, I'm such a bad Father...blah, blah, blah. Some of it pretty evil.
I guess I can't treat her like a human being. I guess we can't be friends or even discuss life. Sad it gets like this. Guess she still loves me. Lol


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Yeah, she loves you alright... eek


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