Three guys meet their demise at the same time. They wind up in Hell, being given their entrance interview by the Devil. He says that he is in a good mood for some reason and if any of the three of them can hand him something that he can't melt with his breath, he will reassign them to Heaven. First guy rummages around in his pockets and hands the Devil his keys. Devil breathes on them and melts them. Second guy hands him some coins, with the same result. Third guys drops some objects into the Devil's hand. The Devil breathes on them with no result. While rerouting the guy's paper work, the Devil asks, "What in Hell are those things, anyway?" The man replies, "They're M&Ms; they melt in your mouth, not in your hand."
