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Jump into a pool full of ill-tempered sea bass
Take 5 Benadryl and then try to do calculus
Setup a daycare in a Stabucks
Receive a rectal exam from a near sighted proctologist
Watch a Kardashian’s marathon while holding a loaded handgun
Read the Apple user agreement
Try to get Martha Stuart turned on in a bed with dirty sheets
Listen to an audio version of War and Peace narrated by Fran Drescher
Eat ExLax and then spend the next hour on a roller coaster
Let a 4 year old shave me with a straight razor
Play all the Facebook games I get invitations to
Replace Visene with Tabasco
Take a film class taught by Michael Moore
Go on a date with Kate Gosslin
Agree to buy a one month supply of wine for Jennifer Lawrence (who has that much money?)
Contemplate the deeper meanings of Iron Butterfly’s Inagaddadavida
Be stuck in an elevator with Jar Jar Binks
Tell a bar full of hipsters that we’re out of IPA
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I'm looking forward to it. I'd have the DVR record it if Julianne Moore wanted to eat crackers in my bed that night though. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I get it, but......if she were to pass out I don't wanna miss it.
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Shave with a dull razor blade and then splash turpentine on my face...
Suck the snot out of a dead Kneegrow's nose....
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Though its going to be a one on one debate... I can see why Hillary had to take a week or more off to prepare, because she hasn't a clue as to which of Trumps half a dozen or more personality's she's going to have to debate!
Any way anyone wants to look at it, everybody's going to be tuning in to see how Trump performs, not how Hillary will do!
Race is up in the air like none ever before it!
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I get it, but......if she were to pass out I don't wanna miss it. DING! I'm looking forward to the show as she Fs up.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Jump into a pool full of ill-tempered sea bass
Take 5 Benadryl and then try to do calculus
Setup a daycare in a Stabucks
Receive a rectal exam from a near sighted proctologist
Watch a Kardashian’s marathon while holding a loaded handgun
Read the Apple user agreement
Try to get Martha Stuart turned on in a bed with dirty sheets
Listen to an audio version of War and Peace narrated by Fran Drescher
Eat ExLax and then spend the next hour on a roller coaster
Let a 4 year old shave me with a straight razor
Play all the Facebook games I get invitations to
Replace Visene with Tabasco
Take a film class taught by Michael Moore
Go on a date with Kate Gosslin
Agree to buy a one month supply of wine for Jennifer Lawrence (who has that much money?)
Contemplate the deeper meanings of Iron Butterfly’s Inagaddadavida
Be stuck in an elevator with Jar Jar Binks
Tell a bar full of hipsters that we’re out of IPA
Shave my balls with a dull, rusty cheese grater.
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Contemplate the deeper meanings of Iron Butterfly’s Inagaddadavida
Actually did that one night with a couple of Hare Krishna girls. What can I say but I was young at the time. But I would rather do that again than listen to HRC screech for an hour.
My biggest fear is when I die my wife will sell my guns for what I told her they cost....
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I think it will be great entertainment, damn shame though, what's at stake, while two clowns stand around cuttin' up.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Last edited by rlott; 09/22/16.
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I can help with the Butterfly song, sort of. Heard an interview once with the band, they said they had been drinking red wine and smoking pot all day before recording that, and the words were actually supposed to be "In The Garden of Eden", but they did (could) not come out correctly.
Mike
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Can't stand to listen to the bitch, think I will wash my feet and trim my nails instead.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Jam a rusty folk dipped in pure habanero juice deep into my retina.
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
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But I'm gonna watch anyway :-)
"Hey jackass, get your government off my freedom."
MOLON LABE
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I'm watching.
It would be so sad if she vapor-locked on live tv.
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And DJT crushed her chest cavity doing CPR.
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I'm watching.
It would be so sad if she vapor-locked on live tv. That's what the news is for....no way could I set through two hours of listening to the old cankle cackle and Trumps third grade wisdom.....
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I plan to watch. Also intend to pull my fingernails off with pliers for amusement as it unfolds.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I'll be surprised if it's two hours.
I'm thinking more like an hour of pre-game, and at the very most, an hour of debate.
I don't think cankles can stand at the podium for two hours.
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