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Cousin Eddy in Christmas Vacation.. That was hilarious - all the while he's holdin' a can of Meisterbrau... (sp?)
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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"the best part of you ended up as a brown stain on the mattress".
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[the member formerly known as fluffy}
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'only one of 'em horny, not gonna tell ou which one'
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Oracle
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"The schit is gonna hit the fan!"
Next scene the schit hits the fan.
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Savant
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Campfire Savant
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Nobody puts baby in a corner.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the [bleep] Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a [bleep]' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Inglorious Bastards? Yes
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"What kind of a name is poon?"
"Comanche Indian"
And
" Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State."
Last edited by alwaysoutdoors; 12/06/16.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"the best part of you ended up as a brown stain on the mattress".
Gunny Hartman, Full Metal jacket
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"The schit is gonna hit the fan!"
Next scene the schit hits the fan. Sounds like "Airplane" or one of the sequels.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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"The schit is gonna hit the fan!"
Next scene the schit hits the fan. Sounds like "Airplane" or one of the sequels. Or Naked Gun?
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Campfire Ranger
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"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is..."
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That sounds more likely. A lot of the sight gags in those movies all sort of blend together in my mind.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"What kind of a name is poon?"
"Comanche Indian"
And
" Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State."
Fletch
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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'Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked'
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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'I can make a hat, or a broach, or a teradachtyl'
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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Campfire Ranger
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Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Actor: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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Campfire Ranger
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"What kind of a name is poon?"
"Comanche Indian"
And
" Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State."
Fletch Bingo
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Campfire Ranger
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Carolyn :Uh, whose car is that out front?
Man: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
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