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'Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked' Surely, that's from "Airplane".
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Ranger
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Brad : Management wants you gone by the end of the day.
Actor: Well, just what sort of severance package is management prepared to offer me? Considering the information I have about our Editorial Director buying pussy with company money - which, I think, would interest the I.R.S., since it technically constitutes fraud; and I'm sure that some of our advertisers and rival publications might like to know about it as well. Not to mention (grin)
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Campfire Outfitter
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"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is..." Wedding Singer. Billy Idol.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Like a midget at a urinal, I gotta stay on my toes.."
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Brad : Management wants you gone by the end of the day.
Actor: Well, just what sort of severance package is management prepared to offer me? Considering the information I have about our Editorial Director buying pussy with company money - which, I think, would interest the I.R.S., since it technically constitutes fraud; and I'm sure that some of our advertisers and rival publications might like to know about it as well. Not to mention (grin) American Beauty. The dad who dies @ the end, can't remember his name.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Actor: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. Wedding Singer. Sandler.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Campfire Savant
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I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Outfitter
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate"
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate" Strother Martin, the Captain, Cool Hand Luke.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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"The schit is gonna hit the fan!"
Next scene the schit hits the fan. Sounds like "Airplane" or one of the sequels. Yup,the first "Airplane."
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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'Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked' "You like gladiator movies?"
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Actor 1: "You wanna fight, dickless?"
Actor 2: Well, I sure as hell ain't gonna show you my dick." From the movie "Roadhouse" Second line is by the character "Wade Garret" played by actor Sam Elliot.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Actor 1: "I gotta take a leak"
Actor 2: "look out, he's gotta take a leak" The Godfather, the scene where they whack Pauli. Clemenza says it. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. P Nope. You hoser. Hint....
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.”
ALDO LEOPOLD
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"We're looking for a girl with a certain morally casual attitude"
"Son, you got a panty on your head" American pie or a sequel "Son, you got a panty on your head" - this one is from Raising Arizona. I think it's the clerk in the store Nicolas Cage is robbing while he has a panty hose mask on. Yep. H.I. McDonough
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.”
ALDO LEOPOLD
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"We're looking for a girl with a certain morally casual attitude"
"Son, you got a panty on your head" First quote hint. "Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you..."
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.”
ALDO LEOPOLD
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"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.........AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" I can get 70 mpg on this hog.... Lloyd and Harry, Dumb and Dumber (original movie)
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.”
ALDO LEOPOLD
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Nobody puts baby in a corner. Patrick Swayze as Johnny in Dirty Dancing.
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.”
ALDO LEOPOLD
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Campfire Tracker
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Actor 1: "I gotta take a leak"
Actor 2: "look out, he's gotta take a leak" The Godfather, the scene where they whack Pauli. Clemenza says it. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. P Nope. You hoser. Hint.... Strange Brew?
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
Isak Dinesen
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Actor 1: "I gotta take a leak"
Actor 2: "look out, he's gotta take a leak" You hoser. Hint.... Strange Brew? You got it. Bob and Doug McKenzie
“There are some who can live without wild things and some who cannot.”
ALDO LEOPOLD
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