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I just saw this, and repeatedly watched it for 5 minutes, laughing the whole time........ Cat Video Sorry I couldn't embed it, but it's not a Yahoo or Youtube video, so didn't know how.
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The surviving scraps of that cat would have been sacked up with the trash and set on the curb.
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THAT is a fact Jack!
No pet of mine will ever attack a family member or me and survive!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old cat turd!
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I still have a scar on my eyelid inflicted by a cat about 55 years ago. My father was nearby, the cat lived about another 30 seconds.
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I wouldn't tolerate that from a T-Rex, much less a crat.
I am..........disturbed.
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Hard to blame the cat...the guys a complete dork!
Deadlines and commitments, what to leave in, what to leave out...
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Hard to blame the cat...the guys a complete dork! This! I'm not sure which one I would kill first.
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Any male capable of growing a beard ought not act like a boy. The cat was telling him this.
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I wouldn't blame the cat too much. They can't articulate abstract concepts all that well, so that was the best the cat could do to say, "Dude! You're 18 years old, quit acting like a little girl getting a Barbie doll."
Added: seems a few of us arrived at this idea in a short time.
Last edited by Jim in Idaho; 12/26/16.
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Let's hear it for the cat!!! Good job, kitty. A pussy attacking a pussy: priceless.
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That was a poorly trained cat, it missed the juggler by an easy 6 inches, damn rookie!
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Let's hear it for the cat!!! Good job, kitty. A pussy attacking a pussy: priceless. It's the only pussy that's ever attack that looser.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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what was he spazzing out over? you bundle Raquel Welch up and put her under my tree i might lose control, but that kind of a toy?
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I only wish we could have seen more of the video. Apparently it was a snapchat or whatever vid that only goes for five seconds.
Bet that pussy was really screaming for the remainder of the attack!
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what was he spazzing out over? you bundle Raquel Welch up and put her under my tree i might lose control, but that kind of a toy? I kinda' figured that was filmed in Australia, ....RG getting a new blow up doll. ....guess not,....this just up a while ago Man Attacked by ‘Jerk’ Cat While Enthusiastically Opening His Christmas Present Stephanie Petit,People 6 hours ago
A Georgia man was overjoyed to open a PlayStation 4 for Christmas, but a cat did not share his enthusiasm.
Jessica Freeman posted a video to Facebook on Christmas Eve showing her friend Andrew Woodard excitedly opening a brand new PlayStation next to a Christmas tree. Two pets — a dog and a cat — can be seen wandering nearby to find out what the fuss is about.
As Woodard holds his gift, the cat pounces on him, digging its claws into his head as he falls to the ground.
“Y’all, this is what pure joy looks like. Also terror. Merry Christmas!” Freeman captioned the post, including the video and photos of the injuries sustained by Woodard. “This has resulted in a trip to the doctor and stitches. We love him and genuinely hope he feels better. It’s just nice to be able to laugh with your best friends.”
The shocking 8-second video quickly went viral, racking up over nearly 80 million views and 225,000 shares in less than 48 hours.
Initial reactions to the video included accusations of animal abuse, but Freeman vehemently dismissed the claims.
“The cat lives in a good home. Plenty of pictures of him being spoiled. He’s a jerk. Seriously,” she wrote. “This is not the only person he’s attacked. He wasn’t ‘provoked’. A grown up was acting overly excited as a joke and the cat walked across the room then back. He wasn’t ‘startled’. You can clearly see him walk up and calmly sit while planning his attack. Also, this is not my cat. No reason for me to lie. He is a jerk. Take your threats somewhere else. You can report me for animal abuse all you want. It’s. Not. Mine. And it’s not abused.”
She continued, “A human was attacked here, not a cat. Only in 2016 would people blame a person who didn’t touch an animal for getting attacked by said animal bc they were excited.”
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The cat may have been "justified". However, the black headed buzzards would have been dining on it's remains in short order...
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Kill it...or be good with it chewing a child to pieces.
Animals mind their manners or they die.
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