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The Pope was excited to visit Montana . He was cruising on a seldom-used mountain road in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless tree-hugger, wearing sandals, shorts, and a "Bush Lied" T-shirt was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44-magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious tree-hugger from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other enderly placed the injured tree-hugger in the back eat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that Guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up or do we need to go back to Bozeman and grab another one?"
Life is Good....
One trip a week to the range and a family that loves to shoot and hunt.
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I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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I know where there is some bait they can use <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Good one. An update of the old trolling for aligators joke from the 60's but still a good one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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That's a great one! If Montana runs out of nutcases, I can offer some from the Washington, DC area - you just have to come and pick them up.
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That's a great one! If Montana runs out of nutcases, I can offer some from the Washington, DC area - you just have to come and pick them up. Getting nutcases in DC is unethical, it's shooting over a baited field <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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+1000 Pugs, although some might refer to it as a Crap Shoot. Les
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"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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