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Originally Posted by SKane
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one night I F'd 5, two's.


5 slump-busters in a single evening shows significant dedication.


That all had good personalities


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You gotta plow a 4 to appreciate an 8.


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I really don't want to know which 2 fingers OP used, why, or if they grew hair....


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Originally Posted by tzone
one night I F'd 5, two's.




More like 2 5's...


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I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
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Originally Posted by LeonHitchcox
Dude, You are bragging about something most would keep hidden. I think two fives would have been better and still fit the math. blush


Exactly what I was thinking. 5 2's is worse than riding a moped or driving a vw bug..... Just something you don't want to be caught doing.... laugh


Originally Posted by raybass
I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
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Originally Posted by ironbender
A bit early to be drankin, ain't it Tommy?
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Maybe he's not in the ends of the earth AK time zone, bender...


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Originally Posted by RS308MX
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one night I F'd 5, two's.




So, there was 6 in one bed?


If they were that fat and ugly, they probably broke the bed...


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I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style.
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You had to use both hands just to count to two.

And I didn't brag. It was a general statement.

Now the night I F'd two 9's...that I'll brag about.


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Originally Posted by sse
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A bit early to be drankin, ain't it Tommy?
smile

Maybe he's not in the ends of the earth AK time zone, bender...

Good pernt, SSE!


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My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...


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Originally Posted by Seafire
My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...

Well, there is that...


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Originally Posted by Seafire
My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...

BS!


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Originally Posted by SKane
Originally Posted by tzone
one night I F'd 5, two's.


5 slump-busters in a single evening shows significant dedication.



LOL


Originally Posted by bsa1917hunter
Originally Posted by RS308MX
Originally Posted by tzone
one night I F'd 5, two's.





So, there was 6 in one bed?


If they were that fat and ugly, they probably broke the bed...



I'm thinking futon.


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One man's five is another man's ten! My old sailor friend used to say any port in a storm! But I think he would rather hear a fat girl fart, than a pretty girl sing!

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Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Seafire
My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...

BS!


Plenty of bar flies if you're a chick. Not so much if you're looking for a chick.

What do they tell single women in Alaska? The odds are good, but the goods are odd?


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Originally Posted by ironbender
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My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...

BS!

A NYC 2 is this in AK...

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Originally Posted by JamesJr
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Does a 9.90 count?


Not without pictures grin .




That was back in the days before people took a picture of everything.


I did a 9.9 the painting is still on the cave wall. grin


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Originally Posted by sse
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Seafire
My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...

BS!

A NYC 2 is this in AK...

[Linked Image]


Wax that lip and gimme a sixer........


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Originally Posted by sse
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Seafire
My several months in Alaska, I learned that what's a Two in NYC or LA, is a 10+ in Alaska.... Plenty of bar flies up that way...

BS!

A NYC 2 is this in AK...

[Linked Image]

OK.
WS, not BS!

Or, a bull walrus Sheit!


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