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I was watching Dances With Wolves and it got me to thinking that I could give my family Sioux names.
Mrs. Hatari - Talks on Phone
Jr Hatari - Pisses Dad Off
Princess Hatari - Costs a Lot
Conversation would go like this:
"Hey, Talks on Phone. Where is Pisses Dad Off?"
"Went to dinner with Costs a Lot"
What would the Sioux names be for your family?
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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What, nobody has any imagination or sense of humor this morning? Must be Daylight Savings Time effect. 
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Carpe' Scrotum
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why do you ask Two Dogs Humping?
Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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Campfire 'Bwana
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We have long established names in my Family.
I am known as Chief Buys Many Guns (this is false advertising, I haven't purchased a gun for myself in....I really can't remember, it's been over 10 years.)
Anyways...
Chief Buys many guns
Wife = Burns my breakfast
daughter = cries like baby
Oldest son = Runs with scissors
Youngest son = Plays with matches
Something clever here.
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wife: Tennis Today
daughter: to Europe again
son: found another car
me: let's walk
dog: bite those strangers
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Alright I guess I bought a pistol around 4-5 yrs ago but it doesn't count because it was a Glock and I got rid of it because it sucked.
Traded on a J frame S&W but that don't count because it was a trade....
Something clever here.
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Hungry Chief
Sleepy squaw
Daughter: Know-it-all
Middle son :Redbottom
Youngest son :Stampsalot
I have no idea what my actual Inuit name would be....
I am MAGA.
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We have twins born 3 years apart:
31 year old daughter: Thinks she's still on payroll.
29 year old son: Thinks he's still on payroll.
Wife: Still loves me despite all my crap.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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hatari, When I was working, I was called "Running Dark Cloud"! With my sunny disposition, I no not how I got that name.  memtb
You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong." -Bob Hagel
“I’d like to be a good rifleman…..but, I prefer to be a good hunter”! memtb 2024
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Farts a Lot is the best such name I've ever heard.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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hatari, When I was working, I was called "Running Dark Cloud"! With my sunny disposition, I no not how I got that name. memtb Yeah, riight!
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Native American girl gave me my name. 3 legs.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Haha!
I know a guy who gave his son the name Shrunk Meat.
Maybe the opposite problem?
I am MAGA.
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Honey-do Woman ... wife
Hammers His Thumb ... me
Crazy Hunt-n-Fish ... grandson
Lazy-works-for-state ... granddaughter
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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Native American girl gave me my name. 3 legs. You lost something in translation. I think she said "Lying Dog"!
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Me; "shoots a lot from porch"
I spend a lot of time "guarding" my bird feeder!
Dog; "fetches from porch"
She fetches the "vermin" I shoot.
I'll have to think on a name for the Wife.
Maybe something like; "she who is the financial advisor"
Virgil B.
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My first thought was that Archie Bunker covered this well with, " Meathead".
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
. Confucius
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Me- Too many guns
Wife-Puts up with "Too many guns"
Grown daughter-Aw Mom!
SIL- Puts up with "Aw Mom!"
Oldest grand daughter- "Aw Mom's! headache"
Second grand daughter- "Taller than 'Puts up with too many guns' "
Grown son- "Dr. who answers 'Asks many questions' "
DIL- "Unbelievably smart Dr...but sometimes not"
4 y/o grand daughter- "Asks many questions"
2 y/o grandson- "Ricochet rabbit who runs on Energizer batteries"
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I have a shirt a buddy gave me: My Indian name is 'Runs with Beer'
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd going the wrong way.
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