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"You can't handle the Truth!"
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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I'll have what she's having.
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
Thomas Jefferson
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" I thought you was dead". "Not hardly"
You will have to guess the movie and who it was said to. Big Jake Also "Well son, if you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learned to respect your betters"
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"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." -Tom T Hall
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Faith can move mountains, Milt, but it can't beat a faster draw.
"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money." -Tom T Hall
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When the villager asked the magnificent seven what they did, Steve McQueen's response "we deal in lead".
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"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
"Well then, we will fight in the shade."
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I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying.
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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"Are we awake?"
"That depends.....are we? Black?"
Maker of the Frankenstud Sling Keeper
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there are two kinds of people in this world those who stand up and face the music and those who run for cover Cover is better
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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"My wife is in Hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits but her behavior was terrible."
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deserve’s got nothing to do with it
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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Paraphrase from "Lonesome Dove" conversation between Gus and Wodrow: "dying is easy - living is what's hard".
"...why, land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for,... because it is the only thing that lasts."
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A couple of posters stole my favorites with John Wayne in The Searchers always saying "that'll be the day", and Alan Ladd saying to Jack Palance in Shane "I heard you were a low down Yankee liar". Another favorite was Gary Cooper in Sergeant York when he said "I ain't much good at this here prac-tising Sergeant", and "I reckon I can do a little better when I get used to this here rifle gun", and "I ain't never learned Sergeant, folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned, but they were exaggerating some".
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the sheriff is near.
what did he say ?
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Two from The Wind and the Lion:
Japanese General: "You, uh, likey speechy?"
TR: "Why spoil the beauty of the thing with legality?"
'Four legs good, two legs baaaad."
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"Jimmy, some of it's magic,
Some of it's tragic,
But I had a good life all the way."
(Jimmy Buffett)
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Blazing Saddles , I thought you were hung, I' is , I' is
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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the sheriff is near.
what did he say ? Scuse me while I whip dis out.
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SIAP but mine's more an exchange from Josey Wales:
Josie: When I get to likin someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DIS-likin someone they ain't around for long neither.
I always know it's coming but I always laugh.
If there's one thing I've become certain of it's that there's too much certainty in the world.
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Cleavon Little, Blazing Saddles:
"Nobody move or the Ni**er gets it"
"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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