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Etiquette: Was eating at McDonald's out of convenience (rarity) and saw a guy wipe his table after he was finished. He should be running this thread. He is, he started it.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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When listening to music in your residence or vehicle, never assume other people want to hear it.
Dave Unless it's Johnny Cash. Everyone wants to hear Johnny Cash.
Camp is where you make it.
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You're in the left lane.
You've been passed three times in the past 7 minutes.
Kill yourself.
Travis Are you back in MN?
Camp is where you make it.
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When listening to music in your residence or vehicle, never assume other people want to hear it.
Dave Unless it's Johnny Cash. Everyone wants to hear Johnny Cash. Thats a fact.
I am MAGA.
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You "coupon" and there's a line.......hurry the fucqk up.
You "coupon" and there is no line..........hurry the fucqk up because one will form before you're done.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill
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You pay with checks................see above post about coupons.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill
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You pay with checks................see above post about coupons. Especially if you're going to balance your check book before you take your stuff and leave.
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You pay with checks................see above post about coupons. Especially if you're going to balance your check book before you take your stuff and leave. If you're an old lady, and you know DAMN WELL you're going to pay with a check, there is NO requirement that you WAIT until all your goods have been rung up to actually start searching in your duffel bag of a purse for your checkbook. You could have had the checkbook in your hand and already written in "Walmart" by now....
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I had to google neighbor. That's what I was thinking.
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Etiquette: Was eating at McDonald's out of convenience (rarity) and saw a guy wipe his table after he was finished. He should be running this thread. He is, he started it. ![[Linked Image]](http://a66.tinypic.com/15dquz6.jpg)
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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When listening to music in your residence or vehicle, never assume other people want to hear it.
Dave Unless it's Johnny Cash. Everyone wants to hear Johnny Cash. Thats a fact. These two guys get it
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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You pay with checks................see above post about coupons. Especially if you're going to balance your check book before you take your stuff and leave. If you're an old lady, and you know DAMN WELL you're going to pay with a check, there is NO requirement that you WAIT until all your goods have been rung up to actually start searching in your duffel bag of a purse for your checkbook. You could have had the checkbook in your hand and already written in "Walmart" by now.... The local grocery store near my hometown in CNY was able to print the amount on the check for you. All you did was sign it and hand it over, almost faster than using a debit card and punching in your pin.
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it's ok to leave your company's safety man along side of the road in an area with no cell service and then claim he was distracting you while driving.. even if he wasn't
we should all hate safety men q
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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If you have to go looking for your Leatherman (etc) Multi-Tool, you've missed the point entirely and had better come back with a real damned tool.
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I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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You cannot borrow the chainsaw.
Ever.
Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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If you buy tickets that have a seat number printed on them, that's where you sit.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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You cannot borrow the chainsaw.
Ever.
Clark Right I'm sick of having to buy a new or sharpen my chain
My dog is a member of the "Turd Like Clan"
Covert Trail Cameras are JUNK
3 Time Dinkathon Champion #DinkGOAT
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You cannot borrow the chainsaw.
Ever.
Clark Right I'm sick of having to buy a new or sharpen my chain The only guy you want to borrow a chainsaw from is the one who won't lend one out.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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"You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave"
"Men always have cash.
Women do not.
Travis"
"You cannot borrow the chainsaw.
Ever.
Clark"
Travis;
Top of the morning to you sir, I trust all is well in your world and that spring has begun to show itself across your section of the medicine line.
While I agree wholeheartedly with Clark's chainsaw advice - not just no, but well... you know..... ;), I find that Travis' advice and Dave's are in conflict.
If I am a man - just checked so that's a yes, albeit an older one and a Canuck so there is that - but if I am a man then it stands that I MUST have cash, again not Texan cash to be sure and funny coloured and textured as well, but still coin of the realm up here.
That being the case then, does it not stand to reason that I can't logically be in the position which Dave purports to find himself in?
Which leads to the question - is Dave really male?
Over thinkin' it as usual I know, but there it is.
All the best to you and yours this spring regardless Travis. May cash always be in your pocket, slow drivers in the right lane and dog owners on the other side of the street.
Dwayne
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