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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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A bit of merriment folks?
The ideal "fire" member would have a beard half down the chest.
Pack at least two shootin' irons at all times.
Drive a 4x4 with front, and rear winches.
Never, never shop Walmart.
I'll stop so the good ones are left.
Any other ideas?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Will he have either a semi-custom rifle or a Savage Model 99 in his safe? A "Hillary for Prison" t-shirt?
Me solum relinquatis
Molon Labe
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Never, never shop Walmart. No, he would LIKE to avoid Walmart but he will be there regularly for the 22LR sales...and to view the other shoppers. How else would we get the reports on what happens there?
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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He would look for ways to be courteous to other members.
I know. What a joke.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Well, Rock Chuck, he'd claim to not shop Walmart, save the times you said.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Weed out all the squat to pisser liberal yoga pant dopehead girly men and we'd have a perfect membership.
Trump Won!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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There can be only one perfect member, as he would have to outdo everyone else on all of the criteria that matter.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Blush, I bow to greatness John.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Would know how to spell Creedmoor
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I suck at being a good Fire member. 
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Everything he owns shoots 10 shot 1/4" groups. Whether he is there or not.
This starting to sound like "the most interesting campfire member in the world".
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Sees himself as a cross between Don Rickles and The Duke, problem is he looks like Rickles and is funny as The Duke
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Sees himself as a cross between Don Rickles and The Duke, problem is he looks like Rickles and is funny as The Duke 
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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He'd have a hundred fancy knives, and be able to whop Chuck Norris with one arm tied behind his back.
He could tie every knot in the book, behind his back, of course.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Can't connect the difference betwixt 'were and where'!!
Has no idea the meaning of 'moor'!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Owns thirty pack animals and guides in Texas, Alaska, and New Zealand. Only shoots .338 Winmag or larger and never tasted carrots.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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