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There was a city inspector in Houston named Joe Blow.
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Two families with names that stood out in our little town. The Bozo's and the Dodo's.
Yeah, the society page had the young ones headlined as "Dodo marries Bozo".
Don't know how that worked out.
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I had an Abbott and Costello routine with my manager ( chat ) about who do I need to work with on this project.
His last name turns out to be : He
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My son and his friends (in jr. high school at the time) used to crack up every time they saw a particular realtor's name on a For Sale sign. Her name? Anita Dick.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid" John Wayne
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Guy that works at my wifes school last name is Wacof
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My grandmother's maiden name was Fuxa, long U but it was often mis-pronounced.
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Go through basic training with the name of Richard Head.
He took the heat off everyone....
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I was attending a presentation at a beekeeping symposium. The speaker was discussing various honey bee related diseases.
One of the diseases in question was Parasitic Mite Syndrome (PMS). Given that all of the worker bees in a beehive are female, you REALLY have a problem if your bees have PMS.
===================== Boots were made for walking Winds were blowing change Boys fall in the jungle As I Came of Age
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Had a patient years ago named Harry Butts. Mom knew a Rose Petal and I went to school with a Mike Hunt. Some parents were incredibly cruel to their child subjecting them to a lifetime of ridicule.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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WE had Lemonjello and Orangjello in school here. Also a [bleep] pronounced Sha Theed. Local kid last name of Cherry whose nickname was "Buster"
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
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Race car driver Dick Trickle....
We eat organic in our house, we just have to shoot and gut it first.....
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Harry Dick Burnes went by Dick Burnes
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I work with a young woman named Kristi.
Her full first name is Kristiana. Her last name is Beach.
It gets better, her middle name is Sandy.
Say the whole name out loud.
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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Sex offender in Utah, now deceased, named Max Hard.
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I had a distant uncle named Larry Lipshitz. He changed his name to George Lipshitz.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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I went to HS with a guy named Lundon England, not London. We had a substitute teacher one day who had everyone sign in. He sent Lundon to the office because he though he was trying to be a smart ass.
I know a brother and sister named Rocky and Pebbles from the Flintstones.
I worked with a girl for a while who grew up between Hopeful and Climax GA. She lived in Cumming at the time.
Teaching for 30 years I had a few with odd names. My favorite was Shadow. He wanted to join the military and become a CIA agent.
I didn't teach this kid, she went to a different school but her name spelled was La-a. Pronounced Ladasha.
I coached football and years ago we played another team that had a Beaver Packer on the team.
Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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Clueless Winddancing
Simen Fux
All of the Vietnamese variations of Phouc (like Mi Phouc ala Phouc, Mi)
Someone with the middle name of Morron
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It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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A guy buried at the cemetery is named Harry Bush.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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My brother and I used to joke about experiencing "Paris in the springtime".
Paris, France....or Paris, Texas?
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