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You know you're old when...... #11970590 04/13/17 Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,289 Wyoming and Arizona jnyork OP Campfire Ranger OP jnyork Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,289 Wyoming and Arizona You know you're old when you go to bed at the same time you used to go out. Last edited by jnyork; 04/13/17.

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970621 04/13/17 Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,419 St. Louis, MO JimHnSTL Campfire Tracker JimHnSTL Campfire Tracker Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,419 St. Louis, MO Originally Posted by jnyork You know you're old when you go to bed at the same time you used to go out. Ain't that the truth! None the less, "Party on Wayne" Help keep our sport going. take a kid outdoors!

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970664 04/13/17 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,519 Western Kentucky lastround Campfire Tracker lastround Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,519 Western Kentucky You're getting old when you can't remember the last time you went out. If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice. Doug

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970669 04/13/17 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,961 Likes: 23 Hi-Line SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana SamOlson Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 43,961 Likes: 23 Hi-Line Everyday of the week is exactly the same. Only party is here at home. Gradually changes with the season and daylight.

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970670 04/13/17 Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,985 Likes: 1 GRIZZ Campfire Tracker GRIZZ Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,985 Likes: 1 You know your old when it takes all night to do what you use to do all night. Coyotes shot no waiting.

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970679 04/13/17 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,550 Minnesota JOG Campfire Outfitter JOG Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,550 Minnesota You know you're old when you fall down and nobody laughs. Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost

Re: You know you're old when...... JOG #11970686 04/13/17 Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,278 Idaho. Nah, but I can dream..... Barak Campfire Ranger Barak Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,278 Idaho. Nah, but I can dream..... Originally Posted by JOG You know you're old when you fall down and nobody laughs. ...that is, when you make the transition from "He fell on his ass!" to "He...had a fall." "But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970782 04/13/17 Joined: May 2003 Posts: 13,413 Likes: 6 Idaho Leanwolf Campfire Outfitter Leanwolf Campfire Outfitter Joined: May 2003 Posts: 13,413 Likes: 6 Idaho You know you're old when your "Golden Years" revolve around doctors' appointments. L.W. "Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970868 04/13/17 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,737 Richmond, Virginia arkypete Campfire Tracker arkypete Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 5,737 Richmond, Virginia You know you are old when you lean down to tie your shoe and think, "While I'm down here is there anything else I can do?" Jim "Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970919 04/13/17 Joined: Mar 2017 Posts: 38 G goggleeye Campfire Greenhorn goggleeye Campfire Greenhorn G Joined: Mar 2017 Posts: 38 Nawwww, we're just a lot smarter than we were then!

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970971 04/13/17 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 61,167 Likes: 24 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 61,167 Likes: 24 Iowa/NW Ontario Young women think you're cute, and harmless. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11970975 04/13/17 Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,475 Likes: 1 Rio Rancho, NM N NDsnowman Campfire Tracker NDsnowman Campfire Tracker N Joined: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,475 Likes: 1 Rio Rancho, NM Originally Posted by jnyork You know you're old when you go to bed at the same time you used to go out. Or earlier.

Re: You know you're old when...... arkypete #11970990 04/13/17 Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 13,065 Croatan NC 6mm250 Campfire Outfitter 6mm250 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 13,065 Croatan NC Originally Posted by arkypete You know you are old when you lean down to tie your shoe and think, "While I'm down here is there anything else I can do?" Jim You know you are old when you lean down to to tie your shoe and you think "what did I lean down here for ?" Mike Always talk to the old guys , they know stuff. Jerry Miculek

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11971014 04/13/17 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,847 B bamagun01 Campfire Regular bamagun01 Campfire Regular B Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,847 You stop on your way home from a long day at work and purchase a six pack of beer. After getting home you realize milk will help you sleep better and the beer will have to be enjoyed on another day. "If I couldn't laugh I would go insane." JB

Re: You know you're old when...... 6mm250 #11971015 04/13/17 Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,975 Likes: 1 Colorado Springs, Colorado USA KC Campfire Tracker KC Campfire Tracker Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 6,975 Likes: 1 Colorado Springs, Colorado USA Originally Posted by 6mm250 Originally Posted by arkypete You know you are old when you lean down to tie your shoe and think, "While I'm down here is there anything else I can do?" Jim You know you are old when you lean down to to tie your shoe and you think "what did I lean down here for ?" Mike You know you're old when you dread leaning down to tie your shoes. But at least you know how to tie your shoes. KC Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11971016 04/13/17 Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,522 Likes: 2 40N, 82 1/2W Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Theo Gallus Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,522 Likes: 2 40N, 82 1/2W Originally Posted by jnyork You know you're old when you go to bed at the same time you used to go out. and you get up to pee at the same time you used to come home. "Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11971087 04/13/17 Joined: Dec 2016 Posts: 5,795 Likes: 5 NE Illinois D DeanAnderson Campfire Tracker DeanAnderson Campfire Tracker D Joined: Dec 2016 Posts: 5,795 Likes: 5 NE Illinois ... BM's are a topic of conversation! It isn't what happens to you that defines you, it's what you DO about what happens to you that defines you! NRA life member Illinois State Rifle Association member

Re: You know you're old when...... Barak #11971132 04/13/17 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,473 Likes: 18 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,473 Likes: 18 Filer, ID Originally Posted by Barak Originally Posted by JOG You know you're old when you fall down and nobody laughs. ...that is, when you make the transition from "He fell on his ass!" to "He...had a fall." When you're young, you fall and break something. When you're old, something breaks and you fall...and it's not funny. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11971191 04/13/17 Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,296 N.E.Wisconsin H Huntz Campfire Outfitter Huntz Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 14,296 N.E.Wisconsin You know your old when you shop for the best price for Depends. Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience

Re: You know you're old when...... jnyork #11971215 04/13/17 Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,949 Kentucky J joken2 Campfire Outfitter joken2 Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 13,949 Kentucky You know you're old when the first thing you read in your local morning newspaper is the obituary column.