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Gay used to mean one thing. Now it means another.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Gay used to mean one thing. Now it means another. You're really rocking the stupid today.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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My condolences. Ok. He created a lawn.
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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My condolences. Ok. He created a lawn. And on the seventh day He watched Eve mow it.
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he attempted to get his first wife Lileth to mow it, but she told him to go GFY. he optioned for a second wife, for better or worse.
the grass continued to grow, at least for a spell.
then the babies began to pop out, and here we are.
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he attempted to get his first wife Lileth to mow it, but she told him to go GFY. he optioned for a second wife, for better or worse.
the grass continued to grow, at least for a spell.
then the babies began to pop out, and here we are. Great contribution to one of the most significant acts of all time,
I was thinking the other day how much I used to hate Bill Clinton. He was freaking George Washington compared to what they are now.
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he attempted to get his first wife Lileth to mow it, but she told him to go GFY. he optioned for a second wife, for better or worse.
the grass continued to grow, at least for a spell.
then the babies began to pop out, and here we are. Great contribution to one of the most significant acts of all time, what, lileth abandoning adam, or adam asking for a re-try, namely hah-vah? (eva for the english speakers who walk amongst us). lot of folks haven't fully researched their history. they take the truth based upon what "someone" told them in times past.
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It is written.
Jude 1:10 Yet these people slander whatever they do not understand, and the very things they do understand by instinct- -as irrational animals do--will destroy them. (Irrational meaning unthinking in some translations). From the same book of fables that has tales of talking beasts and plants...lol Number 22:30 "30 The donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day?" Judges 9 8 One day the trees went out to anoint a king for themselves. They said to the olive tree, ‘Be our king.’ 9 “But the olive tree answered, ‘Should I give up my oil, by which both gods and humans are honored, to hold sway over the trees?’ 10 “Next, the trees said to the fig tree, ‘Come and be our king.’ 11 “But the fig tree replied, ‘Should I give up my fruit, so good and sweet, to hold sway over the trees?’ 12 “Then the trees said to the vine, ‘Come and be our king.’ 13 “But the vine answered, ‘Should I give up my wine, which cheers both gods and humans, to hold sway over the trees?’ 14 “Finally all the trees said to the thornbush, ‘Come and be our king.’ 15 “The thornbush said to the trees, ‘If you really want to anoint me king over you, come and take refuge in my shade;
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Regarding God and his power, I love this quote: You are way off-track with Einstein...Best you read part of the letter Einstein penned just before his death. Princeton, 3. 1. 1954
" The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.No interpretation, no matter how subtle, can change it. ... For me, the unadulterated Jewish religion, like every other religion, is an incarnation of primitive superstitions."
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A blessed Easter to everyone
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Regarding God and his power, I love this quote: You are way off-track with Einstein...Best you read part of the letter Einstein penned just before his death. Princeton, 3. 1. 1954
" The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.No interpretation, no matter how subtle, can change it. ... For me, the unadulterated Jewish religion, like every other religion, is an incarnation of primitive superstitions." I am just saying that some people believe and some don't. I believe and see miracles everywhere, doesn't matter how Einstein felt, his quote (if his) holds true. I have read his thoughts on the matter. Gene, Miles, the kids are indeed getting big. There is a 4th one you didn't know, we were at Ed's place last year... it was cleaner, hahaha.
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Men study science to disprove God who made it. No. The Scientific method is the best method to discover truth, what ever that may be. Use your science and create me a blade of grass...... A simple life form. I've created a whole yard full of grass. It's worked pretty well. You owe your total existence to about 8" of top soil and the fact that it rains every so often. "Your Creation". Heh.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
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Men deny God to convince themselves they do not have to account to Him. Regardless of any gods, there are 7 billion other people upon this plant to whom we are accountable. Not me!
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Men deny God to convince themselves they do not have to account to Him. Regardless of any gods, there are 7 billion other people upon this plant to whom we are accountable. "We" - do you have a mouse in your pocket?
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If I define my " self" as being my "will", as long as my will is aligned with the will of God, as I understand Him, then I truly am accountable to no other power on earth.
Absent that alignment, I'm at the mercy of my own weak self and subject to ever who knows which of my buttons to push to manipulate me into doing their will.
The only real freedom to be found is in God.
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The joke is told of the contest between God and the devil. Satan says to God, “I bet I can make a human being just as well as you can.” God says, “Okay, I’ll take you up on your bet.” So they are just about ready to start the contest, and Satan and God both take up handfuls of dirt from the earth, when God says to Satan, “Whoa, what are you doing, there, make your own dirt!”
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
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The joke is told of the contest between God and the devil. Satan says to God, “I bet I can make a human being just as well as you can.” God says, “Okay, I’ll take you up on your bet.” So they are just about ready to start the contest, and Satan and God both take up handfuls of dirt from the earth, when God says to Satan, “Whoa, what are you doing, there, make your own dirt!”
P Ha ha! I like that one.
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.. doesn't matter how Einstein felt, .. You quoted Einstein, only to then say the things he stated dont matter. so WTF even quote him? Reminds me of the christians who ignore verse from their own scripture, because it doesnt support their own narrative.
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