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When i lived in the country i peed off the back porch. Now that i live in town peeing off the porch isn't a good idea.
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Making yellow snow under the stars ain't half bad either. I figure if the dog wakes me up in the middle of the night to take a leak, I might as well make the most of it.
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Not gettin tire of it at all B,we're glad you're happy.
There's alot of truth in this thread.
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Even when living in an apartment... still pissed outside on occasion. Not off any balcony mind you- either ground floor or went somewhere decently away from prying eyes.
Pissing outside is the best. First time you do it there's a real possibility of confusing your dog. He's pissing, you're pissing, he's wondering why you're doing it outside in his AO, you're wondering why he's looking at you so funny... everyone goes back inside a little relieved. My dog takes great pleasure in "pissing over me" when he can. He'll even run back a ways to do it so I can't stop him. That's what I get for letting him keep his doodads.😡
What fresh Hell is this?
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I have to say I enjoy pissin' outside too, but I have to make short work of it at -20F "Short work" I see what you did there. LOL
Dave
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Also, you need to not always use the same spot or you will be cutting grass there more often.
Urea IS fertilizer, ya know?
Dave
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,...but I just went outside to take a leak. The sky is clear as a bell with no moon and the stars are all shining bright.
It's been over four decades since I could take a leak outside without hiding behind the Magnolia tree while street lights blotted out the lights of the heavens.
There's something that gets to the core of a man when he's standing under the stars with his dick out on a dark, fall evening in the country. Wouldn't trust a guy who didn't understand this.
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Casey
Not being married to any particular political party sure makes it a lot easier to look at the world more objectively...
Having said that, MAGA.
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A fond memory from my youth:
One of the most satisfying forms of peeing outside, is standing on the edge of a cliff, peeing out over the edge, with a beautiful view of woods and mountains.
For an added sensation, raise a can of beer to your mouth and take a long draw as you pee, pretending that the beer is running straight to and through the drain-cock.
This act works well, day or night. Just use caution if the beer in your hand isn't the first one of the evening.
Nifty-250
"If you don't know where you're going, you may wind up somewhere else".
Yogi Berra
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Youse guys are easily amused...
... but I get it.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Ahhh yes, the simple pleasure of relieving one's self outside in the back yard..... ![[Linked Image]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/montanasam/A%202015/Spring%202015%20033.jpg)
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lolol,....
Enjoy a stream like that while you can.
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My oldest son never got use to the traffic of development and continued to piss anytime of day in the front yard with cars driving by.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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I have to say I enjoy pissin' outside too, but I have to make short work of it at -20F You must be young. There comes an age when you don't make short work of it.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Almost 65 and the pump still works....slowly 8-)
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Also, you need to not always use the same spot or you will be cutting grass there more often.
Urea IS fertilizer, ya know? Another reason for the flat rock
Gun Shows are almost as comical as boat ramps in the Spring.
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lolol,....
Enjoy a stream like that while you can.  No Doubt! I remember when I could piss across a two track country road! Still can... Only I have to walk while doing it. 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Phil Robinson said, “when I was young I used to pee in a high arc. Now, I gotta kind of watch my feet.”
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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,...but I just went outside to take a leak. The sky is clear as a bell with no moon and the stars are all shining bright.
It's been over four decades since I could take a leak outside without hiding behind the Magnolia tree while street lights blotted out the lights of the heavens.
There's something that gets to the core of a man when he's standing under the stars with his dick out on a dark, fall evening in the country. Not tired of it at all. I draw inspiration from it. I am not far behind you!
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When you get old, and it get's cold, and you're wearing a lot of clothes to stay warm, and you have to pee..........take my advice, and leave yourself a good path to get to that thing, or else you might end up peeing before you get him out.
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