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Take me a lawn chair down to the street and kick back to await the splat ending of a very long horror story.
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I'd make myself a cup of coffee.
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I’d be thinking, “what a beautiful view!”
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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My first reaction as well. I'll bring a couple six packs for raw material and meet you there... 
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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To be honest, I'd try my best to keep her from falling.  It's not for any love or an act of kindness for another human being. I know she deserves to not be considered human and probably no one loathes that woman more than I do. My concern would be for all those pedestrians walking below, unaware of the danger of the potentially falling blob of dung landing on innocent people crushing them to death. People undeserving of that fate and most likely having their deaths ruled suicides by falling object. However, being 80 years old and no longer the strong muscular man I once was, I'd probably fail in the attempt, much to my shame.  All I would be able to say is, "At least I tried." Rest in pieces Hillary.  Paul B.
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Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
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I hate standing in line, but for this I would make an exception.
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We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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Handfull of red ants dumped between them hoofs...then get to the sidewalk in hurry !
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Make a drink... then hand it to her...
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With further reflection, this is a case of, "Lead me not into temptation".
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Tickle her with a feather till she lets go and drops.
"Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime."
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"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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I'd pull her up. I'd then address her as Madame Secretary and ask if she was all right and if there was anything else I could do for her.
Then I'd shove her over the edge. And as she's falling away I'd say "See! This is how you Clintons have treated America. We though we were being saved, but we were screwed in the end".
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Toss her Obama to use as a parachute.
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"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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I would ask her "'What difference does it make' "
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I never thought there would be so many creative responses.LOL
I'm saving this thread for my wife to read when she arrives home.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." **Edmund Burke**
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." **Benjamin Franklin**
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LOL.  Cad!
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I'd pull her up. I'd then address her as Madame Secretary and ask if she was all right and if there was anything else I could do for her.
Then I'd shove her over the edge. And as she's falling away I'd say "See! This is how you Clintons have treated America. We though we were being saved, but we were screwed in the end".
And when you're brought to trial for it, you can argue that, "At this point, what does it matter, your honor?"
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