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Originally Posted by rem141r
at camp that is. he bought the place up the road this spring. the other day i got friggen hammered and somehow went to sleep in my obnoxious hawaiian shirt and nothing else. right after daylight i woke up all hung over and went outside and was pissing off the front porch and the new neighbor walked by. he caught me mid stream. the next day i was out in the front yard wearing the same shirt but shorts and knee high rubber boots and my straw hat this time and was beating a snake to death with a 2x4 when he walked by again. i doubt him and the missus will be having me over for a bbq anytime soon.


Laffin.

Cousin Eddie moment.
I think it was Christmas Vacation.


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If you work 40 hrs/wk: at 5% inflation and after 5 years, you need a 28% pay raise or to work 44 more hours (*one full extra week* per month+) to make up the difference.

This is inflation

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What the hell do I do now?

Whack his tallywacker.


We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?

Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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at least you were not taking a dump leaning against a tree drinking a cup of coffee. If so you should have offered him a cup not to be rude

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Originally Posted by Owl
What the hell do I do now?


Don't know why - but a bb gun came to mind - marksmanship practice is VERY important, you know! smile smile smile

At least I pee in my own yard!


I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
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Urea fertilizes grass. Change locations often.



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Originally Posted by rockdoc
Can’t take a joke!

What happens at camp.....


the sign hanging over my bar in the pavillion has this on it

WHACSAC

no explanation necessary to the regulars


My diploma is a DD214
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