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That was a long time ago. You don't want to hear about it and I don't want to remember it.

Suffice it to say that the treatment will cause you to make animal noises.

So, you got down there and examined every one of them closely before doing the deed? Wish there was a video of that somewhere.

dug out a planters wart on my right front finger numerous times. finally it got tired of showing up, and getting dug out.

it went away. those thingys are strange indeed, but they can be dealt with.

a sharp pointed knife blade, and willingness to dig helps.

You bet.

I carried a jewelers loupe with me.

10 fitty nine.

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Bristoe, some years back a buddy of mine had’em bad, really bad, went to the proctologist and he “installed “ the rubber bands on the Rhoids. On the way home it was hurting him so bad he had his wife stop, he got out, dropped his pants and drawers there on the roadside and dugout and pulled them off. schhitt all over the roadside,,,then looked up to see a cop car pulled up behind his car. Had scchitt on his hands and elsewheres and no paper. Cop hurt himself laughing and gave Marvin some tissues from his cruiser but wouldn’t let him throw them on the roadside.

He’s still got rhoids.

Oh,...they can be fixed,...it involves a needle or 3 and some cutting,...

The needle was the worst part. I was wondering how bad it was going to be and the doctor said, "Now you just say anything you want because I've heard it all".

That's when I knew it was going to be bad,....and it definitely was.

"No bamboo was harmed in the posting of this thread. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming".

This is way better than the stick thread.

Not sure about the gray rainy day thread yet, that might be something ta watch.

Cutting the top of the wart off is like trying to rid your lawn of dandelions by cutting the flower tops off, it might make you feel like you’re doing something but ultimately you’re spinning your wheels and increasing the chances of spreading the unwanted growth. Some people are sadistic and like unnecessary pain and blood but I’d rather just get rid of the wart. I had one when I was a young boy and wart remover (salicylic acid) got rid of the wart completely in a week or so and it never returned.

Well,....I kind of feel like that oilman in the movie "There Will Be Blood".

He brings in 3 wells and the man comes and offers him a million dollars for his claim.

The oilman asks him,....."What would I do with myself?"

To me,...permanently eliminating my wart would be like that oilman selling his oil wells.

"What would I do with myself?"

You'll love bamboo then.

Whatdadid ya end up doing with the water leak under the fence post? I never heard if you got water back in the house or what.

It's fixed.

Lolol.....it’s a good thing you got that nice old tractor to kill time on or you’ll be picking, poking, and bleeding to kill time during retirement.

Digging holes, digging warts, chopping wood

Youre like a beaver

THIS WORKED FOR ME,I had several on my left hand and my old german grandmother told me to cut it flush with a razor,rub peppermint candy on it and let my dog lick it.Something about the enzimes in their stomach will kill it.I did this for 2 weeks and slowly but surely all 5 of them went away.Wish YOU LUCK.

Unless you walk on your hands that would have been a Palmars wart. Plantars warts occur on the feet.

Now back to Life With Bristoe.


mike r

I ain't a one way Mo-Fo , the beer was for him , so he'll hold steady . Lol Kenneth

Cut around the edge of it with a razor blade, as deep as you can tolerate. Then grab hold of it with some needle nose pliers and snatched it out.
It works....but I'll bet you're going to be too puzzy to do it, cause it hurts...bad.

well, i've yet again learnt sumthin' that i didn't know. it was on my right fore-finger. dug it out numerous times, but it quit and gave up.