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Today's word of the day. Try to use it in a sentence.

Wiseacre: one who pretends to knowledge or cleverness; especially : smart aleck


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Paddler, the wiseacre, is a dickweed.


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It's a wiseacre that yields two hundred bushels of corn with no fertilizer. laugh


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Originally Posted by wabigoon
It's a wiseacre that yields two hundred bushels of corn with no fertilizer. laugh



Well played!


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I may have flamed out early on this thread, I'll keep thinkin'! laugh


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Wiseacre is a term that reminds me of watching old Jackie Gleason "Honeymooners" episodes when he sometimes refers to someone as a "wisenheimer". In the context of the OP's definition it's pretty much synonymous.

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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by wabigoon
It's a wiseacre that yields two hundred bushels of corn with no fertilizer. laugh



Well played!



Yeah, but how much hemp could it grow? You know, like for canvas tents and paper?

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PS, I have been many times accused of being a wiseacre.

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Australian Crusader after numerous catapult attacks on a particular walled city on the Western shore of the Mediterranean - "'ey! Wiseacre still standin'?"


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It's a wiseacre that know it contains 43,560 square feet?


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Tomorrows word will be Legs.

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
It's a wiseacre that yields two hundred bushels of corn with no fertilizer. laugh


An even wiser wiseacre would know how to plant and harvest itself?

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The 'Fire is rich in wiseacres.


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Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho
Australian Crusader after numerous catapult attacks on a particular walled city on the Western shore of the Mediterranean - "'ey! Wiseacre still standin'?"



The Abos sent warriors to the Crusades?


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Once upon a time, there were little three acres, the first little acre built his house of straw, the second acre built his house of sticks, but the wiseacre built his house with bricks. laugh


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Originally Posted by wabigoon
Once upon a time, there were little three acres, the first little acre built his house of straw, the second acre built his house of sticks, but the wiseacre built his house with bricks. laugh


You guys have entirely too much time on your hands. laugh


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Wiseacre is a word that is normally used by fuddy duddies, frumps & marms.

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Don't jerk your merkin


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If you're shopping residential real estate in Floriduh you can buy coastal property which is within the reach of tropical storm surge. Or you can look for idyllic sites at higher elevation. The former are known by locals as dumassacres and the latter as wiseacres.


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Today's word of the day:

Hoopla: excited commotion : to-do, boisterous, jovial commotion or excitement or exaggerated or sensational promotion or publicity : ballyhoo.

The challenge, use it in a sentence today.

Example: Many campfire members have grown tired of all the hoopla about winning the Nigerian lottery.


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All this Jussie S. hoopla is about " [bleep] Trump!!"!.


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