You'd think Paddler would have something better to pass the time of day than what he does on here.
No fishing stories, no kids that you are proud of? Grandkids?
This is it? What you bring here?
Not sure why I care.
Paddlers life, is one big myopic event, full of lack of insight into his personal life both at home and at work. His wife passes the day with her friends enjoying lattes and scones, then doing some light window shopping, but never able to open her purse out of fear Hubby would become angry that she spent money on herself.
A quick stop at the grocery store for mama Paddler aka Pebbles to grab a couple of easy things to fix her hungry doctor when he gets home from a long day of misdiagnosing patients because he lacks any ability to listen to what the patient tries to explain to him about their symptoms.
Doc Paddler prides himself on the total number of correct prescriptions he writes each day without ever hearing a word a patient says. He believes in the one pill will cure everything theory.
Doctor my anus hurts. Well madam, if you weren’t so fat you’d produce smaller stools that wouldn’t cause your recturn to open so wide causing you pain...Here’s a prescription for Amoxicillin. But, doctor my anus hurts because my husband likes anal sex and won’t use any lubricant before starting..,
Listen Madam, I just told you your pain in your rectum is caused by you eating too much, which creates a huge stool, which hurts while your trying to pass it.
But, doctor how would you know this is the reason? Madam, I’am a doctor, and I know for a fact that taking a large Dick up my ass without lube has never caused me any pain. But, when I over eat that second can of Hormel Spam my lovely wife prepares for my dinner, I can produce a turd the size of the span can itself, which causes me great discomfort..Thank you doctor for your sage advice and the amoxicillin..
Returning home after a long day of helping others Paddler is alway met at his front door by his devoted wife Pebbles who gives him a quick hug and peck on his cheek. Paddler delights with satisfaction that he trained Pebbles to come to the door to great him.
Reality would show that Pebbles meets hubby Paddler at the door so she can smell him for evidence of another mans cologne and signs of his continued homosexual infidelity. Hormel Spam is the meal she serves her man knowing he’ll appreciate the extra large stool which will push out the seeds of lust delivered into him by his male lover this evening.
As Paddler says goodnight to his lovely wife Pebbles while reaching for the off switch on his nightstand light, Pebbles reminds him to take his Amoxicillian. 😎
