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Subject: Pharmacology

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> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
> of acetaminophen.
> Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and
> Advil is also called Ibuprofen.The FDA has been looking for a generic
> name for Viagra.
> After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
> recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
> Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
> Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp.
> Announced today that Viagra will soon be available inliquid form, and
> will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
> a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
> stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
> gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a
> good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction
> by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money
> being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
> research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
> population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
> recollection of what to do with them.If you don't send this to five
> old friends right away there will be fivefewer people laughing in the
> world.