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Breaking News: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Dead. Reports state that the Generalissimo died from an apoplectic fit after he accidentally broke a bootlace.
ego operor non tutela
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More applause at church right now. I’ve about fugking had it.
Trying to find a deacon so I can give a piece of my mind.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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More applause at church right now. I’ve about fugking had it.
Trying to find a deacon so I can give a piece of my mind. By church do you mean sports bar? And by deacon do you mean bar tender??
I am MAGA.
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Oh?
Flave can’t praise the Lord? WTF?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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Oh?
Flave can’t praise the Lord? WTF? Hey....I have asked a bar tender to turn the TV down before. Its not a big deal.
I am MAGA.
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my Church with a view.......... ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/RFWOQ7X.jpg) Well, if you have to prey then that is a good place to do it. Yep, nice place to pray also.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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my Church with a view.......... But where are the laces?
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There is still a mild aching sensation on the right side. I may ask my wife to drive me to urgent care. If we decide to do this I will start a new thread.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Update: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Local news sources report the broken bootlace is now lying in state at the Almudena Cathederal. We will continue to monitor the situation and and update if there is any change in the bootlaces' condition.
ego operor non tutela
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Hahaha. Cooking with gas. I havent heard or thought of that one since my great and wonderful dear old uncle passed. How could i have not missed that. He was the best yellowcat fisherman i ever knew.
Just think, there was a time it was wonderful to get that first propane tank and get a gas stove going in the house rather than get kindling going and waiting forever to taste that first morning coffee.
PTL.
Last edited by jaguartx; 05/05/19.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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The guy that hands out the crackers and grape drink just told me “one only please.”
Well fugk him too.
This incident might need its own thread.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The Baptists wont even allow real hooch at service??
What kind of hell hole did you move to?
I am MAGA.
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No. Just something interesting. Well damn Clark, you can’t expect Bristoe to run downtown every evening looking for a snaggled toothed whore just for our reading pleasure 🤦🏼♂️
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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More n' likely gout from too much White Zinfandel and iguana.
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No. Just something interesting. Well damn Clark, you can’t expect Bristoe to run downtown every evening looking for a snaggled toothed whore just for our reading pleasure 🤦🏼♂️ I'm not nearly as animated as I was when I arrived here in 2005. 63 ain't 49.
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Already passed Kneezels and into acute Small Cocks!!!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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OH! And not to mention, he has a very cute angina!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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Take two nitro and call me in the morning.
I am MAGA.
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