Us good ole boys use a wedge of cornbread or a pinch of wonderbread.
i use pieces of tortilla.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
If I have to take you to the restroom you're going to regret it.
If I have to take you outside......
If you ruin this and I have to take you home.....................
After the first event, this should do the trick:
Originally Posted by stxhunter
all you need is the look to shut them up.
If not, wash rinse repeat?
Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
Used to be common sense made manners. There are some people I am glad to have in front of me in line and on the road. Any of you have someone use your pump while you are around the truck wiping windows? " company truck, it ain't your money" You do realize that canopy would only encourage shade loving denizens
ass holes who finish pumping gas at the only pump with diesel then start talking on their phone, have almost come to blows over that twice.
Yeah, with their driver side window open and knowing you are waiting behind them to fuel up. Then, when you walk up unannounxed from behind and touch them on their left shoulder to ask them to pull up, they jump and holler because they think you are going to drag them out and kick their ass as they know you should.
"Oh yeah, sorry, im going."
Sheesh.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
ass holes who finish pumping gas at the only pump with diesel then start talking on their phone, have almost come to blows over that twice.
Yeah, with their driver side window open and knowing you are waiting behind them to fuel up. Then, when you walk up unannounxed from behind and touch them on their left shoulder to ask them to pull up, they jump and holler because they think you are going to drag them out and kick their ass as they know you should.
"Oh yeah, sorry, im going."
Sheesh.
HOOOOOOOOONK!
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Used to be common sense made manners. There are some people I am glad to have in front of me in line and on the road. Any of you have someone use your pump while you are around the truck wiping windows? " company truck, it ain't your money" You do realize that canopy would only encourage shade loving denizens
Sweet Jesus.
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Used to be common sense made manners. There are some people I am glad to have in front of me in line and on the road. Any of you have someone use your pump while you are around the truck wiping windows? " company truck, it ain't your money" You do realize that canopy would only encourage shade loving denizens
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
Youre approaching a 4 way stop and start slowing down a 100 yards away while the lady sits there at the sign watching you slow down while waiting to cross in front of you. You go slower and slower and slower and yet, she waits- until you are dead stopped, before proceeding.
They get real incensed if they are on your left and you have the extra lane room to your left giving you more distance from them and just before stopping you hit the gas as they contemplate getting ready to proceed.
"Hey, it was my turn, asswhole"
Its like they are programmed to stop and wait until someone else stops and waits for them, and yes, men like Jell0 do it too.
Men who work in the oil field and cant meet you and pass on a neighborhood street if there is a car parked beside the sidewalk where they are meeting you. They have to practically middle road it to clear the parked car by 5 feet, preferring to miss having a head on with you by 8 inches. Sheesh.
5ft 6 inch guys driving black dually diesels who let you know they will Ram or F250 you off the road as if a wreck wouldnt mess up their truck.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I stayed back, I thought it was just me. Unless...he's making an analogy similar to those mexicans who go down to the DMV just to sit in the air conditioning and watch Ellen.
Checked to make sure I wasn't stoking out before I posted.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
You're nearing a local gas station and you feel you need a Snickers and a Diet Pepsi.
You have no cash. Only your checkbook and debit card.
Forego the Snickers and Diet Pepsi.
Dave
CLassic Naval Aviator lunch. In the old days, I'd charge it to my O'Club account. My wife has all my money so I'll debit or CC.
Did you know you can withdraw cash with an ATM and keep it in your pocket?
The presumption is of course, one has money to withdraw in the first place...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
I hate people that lick their damn fingers while they are eating, then grab the utensils everyone else is using to put food on their plates. There is such a thing as napkins.
The one that really gets me, is the guy that doesn't pull forward to the gas only pump and proceeds to block the only one with diesel.
Our little corner market has been getting a bunch of tweakers the last couple years that will pull up to a pump, go inside for smokes or beer and never pump fuel. Seen it a bunch.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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