What kills me is the idiots that pull up to the pump and you would swear it's the first time they ever pumped gas. Takes them 10 minutes to get their card out, poke all the right buttons and finally poke the nozzle in the tank. Amazing they get their shoes on the right feet.........
My wife runs a C-store.
Her favorite is the person that pulls up to the wrong side,
gets back in the car and pulls around the other side of the pumps, facing the other direction.
They then stand there, looking like a mule staring at a new gate.
Wondering how did that happen, I'm on the other side of the pumps.
She once saw a woman turn around, twice.
She got all pissed, jumped in the car and pulled away like she was racing John Force.
I bet she tell everyone that she can't go to the Shell station,
their pumps are all on the wrong side!