I use Twitter to try and sell books. One of the best ways is to make humorous tweets and follow up with a book promo.
Two I've recently used got a lot of laughs, but a few self-righteous azzhats responded. I love it triggering liberals.
#1. There's a meme floating around where a Native American is saying, "We should have built a wall..." Ha, as if a wall made of sticks and deer skin would stop anyone...
#2. A whale was recently found with a few hundred plastic bags in his stomach. Who knew a plastic bag would make great whale bait?
