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In the same entertaining genre as the Turd Burglar thread, what euphemism do you use when announcing to the world the need to perform a certain natural function?
I'll start with a few of my favorites:
I gotta go...
drop the kids off at the pool
tell HAL to open the pod bay doors
do a core dump (a favorite of computer techs)
send a message to the White House
microwave a Dachshund
And yours are?
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Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Drop the Browns off at the Superbowl
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Give birth to a manager...
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Give birth to a manager... TFF.  BMT
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Kiss your girlfriend where it smells.......take her to Jersey!
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abiding in Him,
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float a load
Last edited by Wildlife; 05/03/07.
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Take a Stetson. 
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Pinch a loaf.
Grunt.
Poopie. (When the kids are around)
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The chair is against the wall.
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CUT SOME CABLE
MAKE A BATTALION CHIEF
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Take a Pelosi?? Does that count?
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LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Make a Pelosi and finnish the Job with a Dingy Harry.
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Drop a Mugabe........
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Got a meeting with the (President, Governor, Mayor, neighbor...you get the idea!)
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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Commune with the Porcelain Gods HBB
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Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers
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