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These cowboys are riding through the open range when a sudden sand storm blows up. They find some shelter behind some bushes, and sit it out.
The wind slows up, and quits at last. One cowboy decides to take a little walk around when he see's a hat just sitting on the sand. He picks up the hat to find a head under it. He digs with his hands until the buried head spits, and spits, and says, "Get a shovel boys, I'm on horseback."
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. Doctor asks, "Can I help you?" Frog replies, "Yeah, can you burn this wart off my ass?"
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel on his zipper. The bartender asks him " hey did you know there is a ships wheel on your zipper?" The pirate says " Yeah, it drives me nuts!"
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