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Greek and Irishman
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon, you may recall,
along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points
out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who
invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved!!!”
NRA LIFE MEMBER GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS! "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
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FYI
The Greeks built the Parthenon.
The Romans built the Pantheon.
Yes, I agree that the Irish accomplished the best of all when they got women involved in sex.
Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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Sure changed the blood lines.
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Women are helpful in that regard
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Lol, Women always smell so nice..........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
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Lol, Women always smell so nice.......... not all. but most.
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What would fish taste like if women didn't swim?
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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What would fish taste like if women didn't swim? Chicken.
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NRA LIFE MEMBER GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS! "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
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