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For less than $40 on Amazon, you can get a real bidet that sits on top of the toilet. The fancier ones have their own seat but the economy models work just as well. It plumbs into the water supply line. These really do work as they have far more pressure than any squirt bottle. If you use it properly, you only need a foot of TP to dry off. My wife loves hers and we have them on both toilets. Yeah. I like ours so much that I put one on the driver seat of the truck and one on my mule saddle.
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Already have a couple of bidets. Just in case we run out of TP... ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/bWtpkGV.jpg)
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I’ve set a bunch in high dollar apartments. Fancy ladies like them.
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I plumbed my bathroom for a bidet. I never knew what they were for. Some guy from England said they were for "washing your wellies". I thought that meant clean up after sex, but it turns out it was about Wellington rubber boots.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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Bidet=Biden except Bidets are good for something.
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You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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We like them for home use here, but are equally adept at elimination in the great outdoors with minimal supplies.
The next time you get schit on a blanket, try cleaning it up with just paper.
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Use to love a story my friend told about his buddy getting awesome new camo insulated coveralls. He bragged incessantly about them for the first 2 days of the deer hunt and then said stop the truck I gotta go take a dump.
He came back to the truck about 10 minutes later super pissed off and without his coveralls. Guess he wanted to fight anyone who asked why he left his awesome new coveralls on the mountain.
They thought he didn't make it on time butt it turns out he did. He lower his coveralls and then squatted down and took a huge dump right on them.
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Know a guy who ended up at a wedding reception shirtless due to the long tail of his dress shirt hanging down for a catch pan for an emergency deuce. He just kept his tie on and partied down. I’m sure the next day when they emptied the bathroom trash they figured it out.
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Those things got a high power setting for days when ya got the peanut butter chits?
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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[quote=auk1124] ![[Linked Image from all-wall.com]](https://www.all-wall.com/10130.jpg) --------------------------------- I actually have told my sons and friends , THAT is the Farmer's Bidet.
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A long time ago I went to see MC Hammer's house (it was for sale and my cousin was a realtor, so I got in to the broker's tour). He had a bidet in the master bathroom and I had never seen one before, so I thought it was a sink. Like an idiot, I turned on the faucet and got sprayed in my face.
I learned what a bidet is that day and now I have one of the bidet attachments that replace the toilet seat. They work great and the one I have won't turn on the water unless it detects an object close enough to the spray wand, making face shots a thing of the past.
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A dear friend chit on his tux suspenders after the Prom.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
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Those things got a high power setting for days when ya got the peanut butter chits? Settings 1-10 and a special captain Kirk setting to totally wipe out the Klingons. Bb
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I installed one before my shoulder surgeries and I’d never be without one now that I have had one. We’ve cut our TP consumption by 80-90%. They’re the best. I installed one before my shoulder surgeries and I’d never be without one now that I have had one. We’ve cut our TP consumption by 80-90%. They’re the best. Almost word for word, my story, clean all day! Ditto here. I had one installed over a year ago and I love it. I had to install an outlet in the bathroom for it but otherwise, it’s great. Power wash and blow dry...plus it’s a heated seat (*great for winter). Good times!
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Those things got a high power setting for days when ya got the peanut butter chits? Settings 1-10 and a special captain Kirk setting to totally wipe out the Klingons. Bb ROFL, some days I would definitely need that!
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.... They work great and the one I have won't turn on the water unless it detects an object close enough to the spray wand, making face shots a thing of the past. alas..... some of the excitement went out of our world, lol
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No. I'm not a French [bleep].
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If you eat right your turds be pointed on the end and you won't need TP or a bidet. It will also prevent your anus from abruptly slamming shut.
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[quote=auk1124] --------------------------------- I actually have told my sons and friends , THAT is the Farmer's Bidet. Has anyone ever had that model that didn't, after a short time, refuse to close when released?
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