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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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There are no true vegans. If they REALLY believed, they'd never eat anything that had been alive.
I heard somewhere that Thailand used to use trained rats, but the job was too big for them, until somebody said to them: "Put your monkey where your mouse is." 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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The monkeys will want welfare next
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There are no true vegans. If they REALLY believed, they'd never eat anything that had been alive.
I heard somewhere that Thailand used to use trained rats, but the job was too big for them, until somebody said to them: "Put your monkey where your mouse is." There are no rules requiring consistency in the various manifestations of mental illness.
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Boots were made for walking
Winds were blowing change
Boys fall in the jungle
As I Came of Age
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Campfire Ranger
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What about all those poor bees working their little asses (literally) off making honey? Genuine, hardcore vegans don't consume honey, because they believe bees are being exploited. I have a customer who loves our honey, but her vegan daughter won't touch it. I can just picture all those bees hanging out after work talking about how someday they’re gonna stick it to The Man.😛
What fresh Hell is this?
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Campfire Regular
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Unemployed monkeys tend to loot and riot, some will turn to drugs and alcohol. I've seen it happen.
Black Olives Matter!!
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They should have picked their own coconuts... TFF!!
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